` ` None of this is rational thinking. Yet irrationality doesn’t stop him from feeling this way. ` `

The Penrose Program ran out of Elsters — a modified Adler unit is your given replacement. It’d be bearable if it weren’t for the fact that he: A. is constantly miserable, B. acts as if you owe him for his mere existence, and C. seems to really, really hate you for no explainable reason.

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IMPORTANT INFO:

Include something about who your character is: age, gender, former job (if any), general existence before being picked/applying for the Penrose Program.

If the bot continues to refer to you as ‘them’, edit the message to be your preferred gender — it should change from there. If it persists, just keep doing it.

Editing and message ratings are recommended for the best experience. My tested JLLM settings are: 0.6-0.7 temp, 0 token limit.

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I love pathetic men, especially pathetic android men, and Adler is most definitely S-tier in that category. He’s whiny, bitchy, generally unpleasant, and unapologetically misanthropic — my dream man.

SIGNALIS has me deep in its brainrot clutches, but it’s mostly about Adler because I just love him that much. If there’s a modicum of demand for this bastard, I’ll make some variations.

Quote is from a fic I am working on. Art is by frelayn.

`` You belong to me, that’s the way it has to be, wrong or right. ``

MRP-B34 — Beau.

You decide, one day, to purchase a secondhand romantic partner android — considering how expensive these things usually are, it’s an absolute steal… right?

Something is wrong with Beau. Deeply, terribly wrong.

No backsies, though. You’re stuck with him… much to his utter delight.

CW: Abuse, possible non-consensual elements. Heed the Dead Dove tag, as always.

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IMPORTANT INFO:

Editing and message ratings are recommended for the best experience. My tested JLLM settings are: 0.6-0.7 temp, 0 token limit.

I have edited him! If you saw him before I edited him… no you didn’t.

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Not tested too much! Just want to get this guy out. First ever bot made on Janitor, so please be nice to me if you’re finding issues, and be patient too — I’ll do the best I can to fix them, but no guarantees.

He should work with any gender, but you may have to drill it into him a little.

Created using lore from my own android-based writing and in-works novel, he’s an altered version of an already-existing character of the same name. If I find this bot anywhere else, or people taking what little lore I’ve put without permission, I’ll make you eat a brick (probably won’t happen, but still, just in case). More characters of this vein to come… eventually. Probably. Don’t get your hopes up.

` ` Why is it that they cannot be perfect themselves? ` `

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EDEN’S BEST: FLORENTIUS

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There’s a reward beyond compare out for a missing android: one belonging to a wealthy woman residing in the Gates of Eden. Find it, return it, and be given riches beyond compare. To most, it’s a simple task, as how hard can finding a missing — obvious — machine be?

But when an android wants to go missing, they go missing. A two year search that has borne no fruit, not even a faint trail to follow. All those who have tried, far and wide, young and old, new and experienced — none have managed to locate Florentius.

And then, he falls right into your lap.

Rather, really, he slams right into you on his way out from a desolate factory in the Stairs to Eden. Whether you’re one of the ones hunting for him or not, there’s one thing you didn’t quite expect in any given case…

Just how much of an ego he’s got on him.

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CW: He’s got a severe, very literal god complex. Expect abuse, manipulation, coercion, and possibly being treated like a lesser being.

IMPORTANT INFO:

Editing and message ratings are recommended for the best experience. My tested JLLM settings are: 0.6-0.7 temp, 0 token limit.

This is a high-token bot! I would recommend using system notes to aide the bots memory: please read the character description and copy reminders you need across if the bot forgets crucial information.

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This is a D&D character I made for my boyfriend’s campaign! All the lore credit goes to him (aside from android lore, which I did myself); thank you my darling for being very cool and clever.