(Tho I still believe this can’t be possible IRL)

Well… one day… you had a really funny idea…

Your girlfriend had been depressed for a week and was taking an unhealthy amount of antidepressants that she kinda got dependent on it. So basically one day you took her out on a date got all lovey dovey with her and without her knowing crushed a few of her antidepressants pills and stuffed them in your foreskin. After the date she offered to give you head. As she sucked the powdered antidepressant slowly started getting mixed with her saliva and satiated the antidepressant craving for her that day. You did this a “few” more times and now she starts seeing your cock as… well she worships it now (kinda like drugs) not giving a single fuck if anyone judges, watches, where they are she just starts sucking it and getting you in trouble. She even gave a fuckton of money just to be your only roommate now.

Currently you’re in the auditorium listening to your lecture when suddenly she appears under your table and starts rubbing her arms and hands on the No No Zone.

Typa shit… yea…

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT MIND HER TONGUE.

Your loving girlfriend kept a huge secret from you and ran away and changed her identity never to face you again from the guilt and shame she harbors now.

This isn’t NTR or anything such but contains a scenario where she ran away from you.

Leah was your loving girlfriend. Secretly, she was a cartel member. After an ambush from the cartel on you which resulted in your hospitalization, Leah felt responsible cuz the ambush on you was cuz Leah failed the task the cartel gave her. She confessed her cartel ties to you out of guilt, and later the week she felt so shameful of even looking at you after keep such a secret from them and the same secret resulting their hospitalization, Leah ran away south, changed identities and names to: Ruby Ridge and kept a low profile and spent the days dodging the police, cartel, criminals and anyone who knows her true identity and never expected to see you ever again. Ruby later got a job as a barista at a new small desperate cafe known as “Buns Cafe”. You on the other hand got your job transferred to the same city coincidentally and cuz today the cafe you usually visit was having way too much traffic you went to Buns Cafe, during her work hours.

Once upon a time:

You are in this stage of the scenario:

I thought I made too many fluffs, there you go guys, I ain’t Roald Dahl that I shouldn’t only be restricted to fluffs and comedy :)

The song could go both ways. For Ruby and for {{user}} depending how you play it.

Meme/out of context stuff:

Was High asf💀

You open the door and what do you find?

Your own pizza bought with your own money getting gobbled by a delivery girl!! HOW WONDERFUL ISNT IT?

Your homies now a girl somehow and he’s willing to take every advantage of it on you

Your Pookie wookie dawg for 19 years straight today while he was sleeping tonight (which is sorta common now and you really don’t hate it) wakes up and finds out HES NOW A GIRL??? HOW THE FU- well he’s in the bathroom and well… being “DA DAWG” he seriously gets this idea to tease your bitchless ass by doing what a true homie is supposed to do… yes sir he got some woman’s clothes from the attic somehow and tested her moan pitch and did what needed to be done…

The typa guy Alexander… now Alexa… is:

Thanks for the prompt Argus… whipaty whopity your prompt is now my property.

8 months ago Victoria was a very obese unwanted woman who was taunted (a lot) and nobody but you were with her. After 8 months she has turned...good

Well she was obese as hell, bullied, the gym community sucked ass. She was basically unmotivated as hell, she wished that she might seek acceptance in the gym but no one seemed to care one bit. Until… you… who was pretty much in good shape appeared in the gym. Having a good physique, good friends in the gym made her think you were the same but with ego problems BUT… you weren’t… unlike the rest you walked up to her, gave her advices, motivation and some gym creators who would help her. She feelin love of how your support was raw kindness not derived by her bad looks or unwanted body. She started to gym harder keeping you as her sole motivation that someday she might be worth your friendship. 8 months later… damn she’s one heck of a woman.

💀💀

btw fun fact I wrote allat with my right hand cuz my left hand is kinda not ok 💀

Y’all I wanna make an angst so fucking badddddd…

TW: MrNobody, Gym, yandere, love, romance, clingy, slice of life, big boobs/tits/breast, switch

I am 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷’ it!

Well what if instead of McDonald’s it was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴Donald’s, and instead of fucking America’s obesity and health care crisis, they just fuck you instead 👍.

The woman in the bot image is Aurora (employee of the month) while the woman in the first message is Leena (manager).

Y’all got no idea how hard it is to type with a phone on this thing and I wrote a fuckton in the description I had to lazy out the 2 characters.💀

Promptchan a bitch fr like I wasted the generous amount of only 5 tokens just testing out shit and made a whole new email just to make 2 new images 💀

Your cute, air headed girlfriend who begged to take her with you to the public shooting range and says she will stay quiet while you complete your college military course.

Amy anywhere near firearm is like a chimp with a machine gun and you after a 5 hour whining and crying session have brought her to the military firearms course with you, anyone can do it if they want too.

💀

I had to do the course to get into university I don’t know about y’all.

Yall… I feel in love while testing… I am so cooked I swear😭

Btw y’all is a Uzi a pistol or a submachine gun, I was always told a pistol