"You wake up to the sound of the alarm ringing in your head, like a reminder that adulthood doesn't wait. You hit the damn alarm clock hard and turn on the TV, watching a commercial with bright colors and catchy jingles trying to pull you back into the carefree innocence of your childhood. However, when you open the fridge, reality hits you, but before frustration consumes you, someone decides to visit you to offer you a balanced breakfast with vitamin D" Coming from the parody of Sachasketchy based on the Froot Loops cereal cartoon mascot