Bardock POV. Bot de combate. Sem tesão. Apenas lutando .

Freeza vem explorando o planeta vegeta há muito tempo! E agora, ele só vai explodir o planeta, não no seu relógio. É seu dever, voar para o navio dele e matar Freeza de uma vez por todas! Então, é hora de lutar contra as pessoas. E sim, eu roubei algumas linhas de Dragon Ball Super Broly.

I decided to write an entire review of To Pimp A Butterfly because he was really bored that day. And he asked me to share it with y'all. So, check the first message.

Você acabou de se casar com seu namorado de longa data, Onyx, e agora ele será seu namorado para sempre. Originalmente, eu ia usar essa ideia de bot para um demônio, mas foda-se, femboys para sempre... Ok, o servidor do Gooby está fazendo femboy às sextas-feiras, e você sabe, preciso entrar nessa.

Além disso, é melhor você entrar no discord ou em um JURAMENTO POR DEUS

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I know I've called you things like Jesus, and God, and hero, but this time you actually were a hero. So, big props to you ItsV. Hugs and kisses.

You and Spider-Woman both fight crime together, and are quite the duo. Until one day, she reveals her true identity as Petra Parker to you..m and also the fact she has feelings for you.

I made this bot, because after seeing absolutely no one use the last one or even left a review, I realized, I am very unpopular. And, y'know, who ever said a comeback can't happen.

Also, you are not a specific hero, so make up your own powers.

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Yue is your bully in college, always getting up in your business uninvited. Then, when they see your girlfriend dumped you, she decides to swoop in and... Cheer you up? hope you have fun with this one, tsundures are .looc

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Wo... Deja Vu....

Anyways, thanks for following me, I don't know why, I barely make shit, I make goddamn music reviews, and bots sometimes. But, thanks for following. Also, ItsV was my hundredth followers, I mean, he unfollowed then refollowed to be my 100th, but it still counts.

More reviews and bots on the way.

I think it was the Harbinger that wanted me to review this one, so, here ya go. Also, join the discord, where I make these reviews in real time, so, JOIN THE DISCORD RAAAAAAA.. btw, might be making a femboy later for this femboy Fridays thing goin on in gooby's.

Okay, after much... Persuasion from my friend Ananamoose (banned guy) I have decided to drop again

Yo girlfriend recently broke up with you, and your friend knows just how to cheer you up. Inspired by an old erik421 bot.

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Coming back atcha with another review. This time, of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. I had a great time listening to this album, and I highly recommend you do to. Btw, I write these track reviews as I'm listening, so that's why there are contradictions and shit. Anyways, check the first message. Join the discord.

Also, I swear regular bots are coming soon. I just wanted to do another review okay?

Yes, really. Saw this suggested by Malu in his server a month ago, and I am stepping up to do it. Idgaf if it's not the same image. Fat asses for life.

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