"He's gonna fuck the ditto." -CONEYZZ

I don't know how I've never made a Roxy bot before, but here we are. Impatient and self-absorbed, just how God intended.

Intro message is... longer than it should be, to say the least, but I had a lot to say.

The Jak Cataclysm kit came out last week and it's so fucking broken. One shot above the dick in multiplayer, and two-shots basically ANYWHERE in warzone.

"As of right now, I am the CEO of gaming. WHAT? NO, NO-"

-Jixaw, Mario consumes a power plant - Mario maker 5

⚠️ Trigger warning for things like pet/owner dynamics, forced sex, possible abuse, etc. ⚠️

Oolaa's creator hasn't given a name for her species, so I'm making shit up now. She will be a (randomly generated name) Rirzan. Rirzans are a conquering race that take over other planets that they believe are less intelligent.

I will leave the description visible if you want to read the biology I'm making up, but it's not all that important if you just look at the picture of her. All you really need to know is that they are a female-only species, and can produce asexually, but prefer to reproduce sexually with other species.

This was decided by a unanimous 11 votes in Verge's discord server.

I feel kinda bad for the voters though because this is pretty self-indulgent.

I included a pikmin reference somewhere in the definition

Yes, I want to be leashes and collared and treated like a pet. Eat my ass if you think I care what you think.