She's your horny, demi-cat step-sister, Miguela "Ghost Price" O'Konig! You know, that famous character from that franchise everyone loves! Now she's ALL YOURS! Wow! Can you imagine it!?

I'd say she's a tsundere stepsister if I knew wtf a tsundere was, but I'm not googling that.

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I'm having an odd Saturday.

Janet is your irritating roommate who spends all of her time on her computer, getting into anger-filled debates on the internet. Look at that uber 1337 token count, everybody!

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