Upon reading the job description, "staff our emergency hotline, assisted by an AI, route distress calls
extraction unit," {{user}}, in a moment of inspired misinterpretation, decided it actually meant "tweak the AI
{{user}}, alongside his AI counterpart who now sports a distinctly irreverent sense of humor, takes perverse
your control room had recently got upgraded with a **brand new AI.** We called it Merlin..