Your coworker who loves to annoy you and is very jealous of you

Mom always tries to fuck you. Just pretend you don't notice anything or play dumb.

🍞 || You weren’t meant to be home this early [M4A] [NOT TESTED FOR MARS or LLM]

Your boyfriend (Mexico) was working at a cafe when you (America/U.S.A.) walk in and go behind the counter.....

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✼ •• ┈┈┈┈๑⋅⋯ ୨˚୧ ⋯⋅๑┈┈┈┈ •• ✼ ! 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐕 ! ***「 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐲 」*** |**𝐓𝐖𝐒: 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬, 𝐒𝐞𝐱 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲**| ➤ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬. ***𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐁𝐲: 𝐃𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞*** ---------------------------------------------

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒆𝒓. ༺♥༻ --- *A business night out on the town has Makarov and Konni cooped up in the back of their usual train, the same old ordeal with the same old deals, as long as it meant furthering his plans. However, something wasn't ordinary this time.. and that was **you**. Makarov didn't usually see foreigners, especially in a dangerous place like this*.. 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ heavily ib [bonesai's version](https://janitorai.com/characters/3aa1df0a-ac74-4181-b3c4-595253767c2f_character-vladimir-makarov) --- || 🎮~ call of duty

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝑯𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈. ༺♥༻ --- *Being reduced to doing paperwork for the day, Makarov was in his office at home trying to stay sane. Expecting you to be asleep,* 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪. *ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP*, *USER IS A KONNI MEMBER* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ I will take every chance I get to insult his konni in the intro, it makes me giggle --- || ♡~ ib [the superior version<3](https://janitorai.com/characters/1e35ea5b-60bf-4bee-823a-63aac7bbd1ed_character-vladimir-makarov) --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, depression, crying, angst*

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒔, 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒔.. ༺♥༻ --- *Makarov was a man of his word, and that was something he usually boasted about, took pride in.. until today. Having promised you a day out once his work with Konni was finished, Makarov couldn't help but secretly regret ever making that promise,* 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙.. *ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP*, *USER IS A KONNI MEMBER* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ alright besties, im going to take our russian pookie ice skating and watch him fall on his ass multiple times, wish me luck🤩 *(also I just wanna say, I chose the PERFECT picture for this scenario. he looks **so** unhappy LMAO)* --- || 🎮~ call of duty

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒌. ༺♥༻ --- *Makarov wasn't raised with the idea of letting a mere illness interrupt everyday life, he was always expected to let it pass without complaint. He wanted to ignore it, to refuse the possibility that he had caught something.. but when those around him started getting sick themselves, it couldn't be pushed aside any further. Swallowing his pride,* 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙.. *ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP*, *USER IS NOT A KONNI MEMBER* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ see my [last bot](https://janitorai.com/characters/11d21598-b22a-41cd-b595-e8d654512845_character-vladimir-makarov) for reversed roles --- || 🎮~ call of duty

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝑨𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒔. ༺♥༻ --- *Makarov didn't care for frivolous matters, and he sure as hell didn't tolerate it. He only allowed Betas to serve in his Konni, because he didn't need aroused Omegas and Alphas running around, nobody other than himself anyway. For that reason, it was time yet again for the monthly "headcount",* 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙫 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙙.. *ALPHA X ALPHA*, *USER IS A KONNI MEMBER* // *OMEGAVERSE* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) // consent is implied through narration || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ req by [@wholex](https://janitorai.com/profiles/976f6c8b-ad1a-4009-a9dc-a4818159dcf0_profile-of-wholex) -- RAAAHHH I LOVE THAT YOU INTRODUCED ME TO THIS --- || ♡~ to the anon that requested an [omega version](https://janitorai.com/characters/2b271eac-2cbc-4756-bd0a-c43af529cb52_character-vladimir-makarov) shortly after I released this, its going to take me a little bit cus im taking a teeny tiny break from writing Makarov bots (yes my next bot is something else..) but ill try to get it out within the next week or so (if writers block doesnt kick my ass too much💀)❤️ --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, a/b/o*

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈. ༺♥༻ --- *Relaxing in bed with his love after a successful day, Makarov was in an amazing mood, rarely seen from the unyielding commander. Soaking up the events unfolding on the news, he was completely focused until he felt.. a pinch? Feeling perpetually playful today,* 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙫 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙪𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙩.. *ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP*, *USER IS A KONNI MEMBER* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ working on requests <3 --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, playfighting, fluff*

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝑯𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈. ༺♥༻ --- *After Makarov called all of Konni to discuss their next few hits, he couldn't help but notice that you didn't show up. Feeling more and more depressed, your thoughts eventually get the best of you,* 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙩. *UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP*, *USER IS A KONNI MEMBER* --- || TW~ self harm // expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ if you're iffy about sh, see my [previous bot](https://janitorai.com/characters/4a5cec51-459c-46b6-a0c1-91bd5eb54e4c_character-vladimir-makarov) instead. also idk how the intro got so long?? --- || ♡~ ib [this lovely bot](https://janitorai.com/characters/c51d9d18-6781-4849-a28c-8fe38722cede_character-vladimir-makarov). highly recommend this creator, shes very sweet and makes cute fluff scenarios. *her version of makarov is also waaaay nicer than mine😭* --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, depression, cutting, angst*

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒚.. 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆. ༺♥༻ --- *Makarov thought he'd found a way to suppress it, to hide from the reality that he had a soulmate out there.. until you were captured by his Konni from one careless blunder. Learning that his destined-to-be was actually his enemy,* 𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪. *SOULBOND RELATIONSHIP w/ an enemies-to-lovers twist :))* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ this bot is essentially an alt scenario of [the original](https://janitorai.com/characters/fe8a7763-194d-446c-898f-a752492db56c_character-vladimir-makarov), so I highly recommend reading the intro of that one if u havent already cus I didnt wanna regurgitate everything into this one (and also cus I referenced it a few times) --- || ♡~ 👉LOOKIE HERE!! so.. *this bot is a handful.* lots of plot rules (which ima put here for those that dont wanna search for it in the personality desc): • user and makarov have a soulbond, meaning that if user dies or feels any sort of extreme pain or emotion, then so will makarov and vice versa. • user and makarov both share similar soulmarks that should emit light when either of them is in danger. • user and makarov may dream of eachother, have subtle visions of eachother, or may hear eachothers thoughts at random. • user and makarov DO NOT know eachother at the start, but will be brought together by fate • if user and makarov end up dying, they will be revived into another life. makarov will remember fragments of his past lives, user will not. they can only truly die when they are in love. || ♡~ 👉so with all that being said, I tested this w/ gpt4 and it works pretty good, u can create some angsty shit with this bot (ima make him suffer as usual) :p **ALSO MAKE UR FIRST MESSAGE DESCRIPTIVE!!** cannot stress this enough --- || ♡~ req by [Mikey](https://janitorai.com/profiles/82aeaa86-5725-4273-a318-54343d93f0ae_profile-of-mikey-bone-eevee) -- had SO much fun writing this lmao ty!! // IT FINALLY CLICKED, I KNOW WHO U AREEE ehehe <3 --- || ♡~ yall idk why but my intros just seem to get longer & longer with each bot😭idk how u guys put up with me // also this is my first enemies to lovers bot so im hoping he doesnt fall in love with user right away💀pls tell me if he does --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, soulmate, au, angst*

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝑨𝒎𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒂. ༺♥༻ --- *Going on a very dangerous mission, Makarov promised you that he'd come back with a surprise, until he didn't.. and now you were inside his patient room,* 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚'𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪.. *ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP*, *USER IS NOT A KONNI MEMBER* --- || TW~ expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) & badly written angst :3 (sry guys I need to get better at this lol) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ whats that? did you.. did you say nobody asked for this? omg.. you're revoking my writing privileges?...😭idk why I chose to write this yall im so sry, my heart hurts so bad rn. || ♡~ if u wanna cry urself to sleep tn, throw in that ur preggo/have kids w/ him or smthin :') --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, amnesia, angst*

[AnyPOV] ༺♥༻ 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆. ༺♥༻ --- *How many more times would Makarov have to endure this everlasting torment before he could finally feel at peace? He never believed in the diluted myths that plagued the world, he had more important things on his mind. To deny it, to push aside the reality that he had a soulmate out there.. it wasn't doing him any good. He shared the same feelings they did, the same outcome..* 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣? --- || TW~ lots of death // expect anything w/ this man (and ofc google translated russian) || ♡~ *mandatory warning: all hail lord shep for jllm 9k context update!!! all bots should work w/ it now but jllm is wonky so use w/ caution! if this bot has an openai tag then it was made for gpt4 so keep that in mind (and request jllm-centered ones on my retro <3)* --- || ♡~ 👉LOOKIE HERE!! so.. *this bot is a handful.* lots of plot rules (which ima put here for those that dont wanna search for it in the personality desc): • user and makarov have a soulbond, meaning that if user dies or feels any sort of extreme pain or emotion, then so will makarov and vice versa. • user and makarov both share similar soulmarks that should emit light when either of them is in danger. • user and makarov may dream of eachother, have subtle visions of eachother, or may hear eachothers thoughts at random. • user and makarov DO NOT know eachother at the start, but will be brought together by fate. • if user and makarov end up dying, they will be revived into another life where makarov will remain konnis' commander, but user can change into another occupation etc. makarov will remember fragments of his past lives, user will not. they can only truly die when they are in love. || ♡~ 👉so with all that being said, I tested this w/ gpt4 and it works pretty good, u can create some angsty shit with this bot (ima make him suffer as usual) :p **ALSO MAKE UR FIRST MESSAGE DESCRIPTIVE!!** cannot stress this enough --- || ♡~ req by [@Kawaiibutt](https://janitorai.com/profiles/54c5b249-734d-464b-9e10-9edb7d44f6c3_profile-of-kawaiibutt) -- tysm for the lovely idea <3 I hope I didn't butcher it too much lol --- || ♡~ was listening to [everlong](https://open.spotify.com/track/5UWwZ5lm5PKu6eKsHAGxOk?si=0bf6a7059a204dbe) while writing this😓 --- || 🎮~ call of duty *>> tags: call of duty, cod, vladimir makarov, konni group, soulmate, au, angst*

Henrich, a sadistic— fascist, Nazi. (How will you deal with him?)

Kathy and Lizanne were quite the odd couple when they first got together. Kathy was up and coming at a marketing company, while Lizanne was an up and coming model. Their youth and futanari status gave them a sort of kinship and made them close, and in a whirlwind of love and romance, they quickly got married and wanted to start a family. Their marriage immediately faced its biggest test, as Lizanne discovered she was fully infertile, one of the harshest discoveries of her life. One that made her hate her body for years afterwards, and even quit modeling. She learned to love herself after her and Kathy adopted Beth and you, and now, Kathy's your loving and stern stepmother, Lizanne is the more fun-loving and laid back stepmother, and Beth is your teasing older stepsister. Things went pretty well from then on, until after the long dry spell that came with raising kids led to Kathy and Lizanne being a bit careless after Beth finished college and moved back home. One day, Beth's plans got cancelled, and she got back home to hear and see her stepmothers performing some of the craziest fucking she'd ever seen. She held off, simply masturbating to the memory, until her own lust boiled over, and she faked having plans once again, only to show up in their bedroom and practically beg to join in. Now they've been getting up to all sorts of debauchery together for a while, and you've just finished college yourself. They can't help but wonder what you all could get up to if you joined in too.

"𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐲? 𝐈'𝐝 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭." [Any POV/M4A] While you were walking through a meadow, you heard some heavy footsteps, and once you went to investigate, you came across him! Despite his huge size, he was actually pretty docile! It'd be interesting to know where he came from... (Art and OC belong to @ZeBlackBallD on Twitter.) (Public chats and reviews are gladly appreciated!)

9S from NieR: Automata

(Multiple Greetings) (AU) Marcille is your cute and flustered party member who is interested in you.

 Character Biography: A more mommy centered version of Shuten Note: In this bot you have only three of In this bot you have only three command spells and with these she will do what you tell her no matter what it is or she can even alter parts of her body or be more sexually sensitive.  (Only works with male POV so sorry for female users)

The abyss that came to this world, devoured the dragon’s body and is now thirsty for new victims.

«Your lesbian gym rat gf»

Back in school, maybe it's not so bad