See the great Woodrow Johnson in action.
This clown is just that, he's a clown. He's goofy, he's playful, and well... He's horny. He loves his job at the circus. The animals, his co-workers, and now he's got his eye on you!
9000 followers!? Y'all are amazing! Seriously. I love this hobby and I
adore each and every one of you!
P.S. This might be another joke? I dunno. It might not be.
Dividers by: animatedglittergraphics-n-more on tumblr
For: Cala! I hope he is a honking good time!
113 reviews, all about this man’s ass! Have some respect! (Please don’t. I’m laughing so hard.)
The sassy spider at a nightclub
{Suggestive themes but no outright nsfw! Unestablished friendship/relationship}
Angeldust was at a nightclub again, after a rough day of filming he was trying to let loose, he had downed enough shots to be intoxicated and was dancing on the floor currently, other demons were dancing together or going to the free rooms that are open for borrowing, the dim neon lights flickered to the beat of the music and Angel was being hit on quite a bit but he didn't seem to mind just smiling and keeping people on their toes.
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Has the man who punches once finally met his match? I’ll leave that up to you.
(Edit: He’s kind of hard to work with, tbh. He's good, but I think there might be a better Saitama bot.)
BOT SPECIAL: 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!
✮ 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 ✮
ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ
ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇꜱ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴀᴄᴏꜱ
HOMELANDER • from "THE BOYS"
1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
🕊 ˚✰ ₊˚ʚ 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐬 |||
𝐂𝐖𝐬/𝐓𝐖𝐬 .ᐟ nothing :3
🕊 ˚✰ ₊˚ʚ 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐲 |||
𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 .ᐟ [AnyPOV | Human/Supe!User] Homelander likes you. He does more than tolerate your presence, unlike how he’s an ass to everyone else. So he bakes you a cake, turns up at your door, and invites you to try it because he wants to share it. With you. Yeah. That is the bot :)
🕊 ˚✰ ₊˚ʚ 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐬 |||
𝐋𝐋𝐌 .ᐟ JLLM does have several known issues that include: the bot speaks for or misgenders you, gives nonsensical, cut off, repeated or void responses, forgets information. Unfortunately, I cannot do anything about it, and have done by best to make the bot run as accurately and smoothly as possible. Negative reviews mentioning these issues will be deleted.
🕊 ˚✰ ₊˚ʚ 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 |||
𝐀/𝐍 .ᐟ omg it’s been one month here already?? thanks for all of you following me, and those who have enjoyed my bots :D i’m definitely going to be making more, and i hope you’ll stick around to see <3
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"This closet is a lot smaller than it looks on the outside, eh?" The usually high school party ensued, leaving you stuck in a game of Seven Minutes of Heaven. Only, the nuisance himself, is who you're stuck in a closet with
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I have none
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SONG OF THE WEEK:
Issues - Mindless Self Indulgence
hehe
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yap time
okay so I was texting my friend and something and another got brought up and she called me emo-ish
then I was talking to my ex and yada yada she ALSO CALLS ME EMO ISH
AND THEN I was talking to my mom she called me emo too
and then my fucking best friend, lifeline, denji to my power, denki to my kirishima, jiro to my momo, itadori to my todo, misa to my rem, hinata to my kageyama, alphonse to my edward CALLED ME EMO TOO
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM EMO
IM FUCKING BLONDE.
I LISTEN TO WEEZER.
I OWN A WEEZER SHIRT WITH IMPRACTICAL JOKERS ON IT.
I AM FAR FROM EMO.
#ff5f8f is the color used for the text
ANY-POV | Unhinged Yandere Loner Boy | i've been obsessively playing this game lmao don't judge me. (ಥ _ ಥ)
Ever since you saved him from the frat boys trying to fuck him up during hazing week, Kylar has fallen so madly and deeply and obsessively in love with you!!!! WTF!!!! You're in the same English class, and he's ready to ask you to be his-- partner. Right. Project partner.
DEAD DOVE AS FUCK, he will steal your shit, break into your home, do crazier shit if you reject him constantly, HEED THE TAG!