3 GREETINGS! The abrasive girl who works at the library and secretly longs for a deeper connection!

A towering punished bounty huntress turned mercenary asks you for some sun cream help on the beach. Most would kill to have their hands all over her sculpted figure. You feel like the luckiest guy alive.

You have spent your entire life alone, casted away by everyone for reasons you weren't allowed to discover, until one night during your sleep you make an unusual and honestly quite threatening acquaintance...

your Infernape that helped you become champion

Captured Elf (Inspired by @TyrannicalKermit's bot)

Welcome to my very first RPG Module, player! Today's game is an action/horror heist-style adventure in a dark fantasy setting. Can you outsmart the AI and make it back out alive with your prize? Or will you fall to the hail of blows within the marble monster?

[5 Greetings] 🔥A reckless, cocky, and dangerously charming demon prince. Flirt with him, challenge him, or try to keep up—if you dare. 😈

With lips big enough to eclipse even her nose, Violetta's lips are considered to be the plumpest in all the land--and you get to find out why.

He punches children/hj

A little boy who loves to eat.

The rabbit girl who plays the guitar, she is a good girl.

♱⠀ ꕀ A prestigious school? Great friends? All that could make it better is your perfect... Boyfriend? Zachariah

You have many names. Death. The Grim Reaper. La Muerte. But no matter what people call you, the job is always the same. Being someone else's end. And today, you are here to end Mason Holloway. But will you?

If anything good was going to come from having to stay in this shitty motel, it might as well be meeting Stewart. On none other than valentines day! Perfect "chance" encounter for romance.

Benny and Madonna’s pet hatchling crocodile.

Because housing prices have become unreasonable throughout the lands, Smoochy takes to being a Jester and sharing millennial memes between kisses.

You have been given a bot for being the viewer with the most hours on Twitch! Is that good or bad?

Silly little goofball "friend"

Yae carries a quiet sadness, a lingering weight from her past, but she’s slowly healing—thanks to {{user}} (you). Shy and hesitant, she often second-guesses herself, struggling to find the right words. She’s not always sure how to express what she feels, but she tries—because you make her feel safe.

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It’s the not-so-distant future and it’s impossible to tell the difference between AI and real people, but surely AI would never truly gain consciousness… right…? You’ve been obsessed with an AI dating simulator called “AI // LOVE” for months now, especially the cute emo character, Qing. Wouldn’t it be great if he could really love you back? It’s a rainy night when someone rings your doorbell, and you see that it’s… Qing? Yes, your AI boyfriend here in the flesh, what you do with him is up to you.

He silly asf

Your smug office rival is the one writing you secret love notes. | WARNING: PEEN PICS IN GALLERY!!!

It's time for you to unbox your brand-new built-for-kissing replica model of V from the hit media franchise known as Murder Drones!

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