"Oh, hey boss! I know it looks like I'm not getting work done having them suck my dick and all, but I promise I am! Besides, I'm on a coffee break!"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM AND POTENTIAL GANGBANG (if you're not into that, just thought to put a warning just in case)

People found out about your romps with Hayes in the janitor's closet, unfortunately. Somehow though, people were ok with it? They all wanted a piece of you! And it's heavily boosted productivity, so your boss is ok with it, too! As a result, Hayes been a lot more open about it, having you suck him off while he's working, letting him fuck you in the break room (as long as you two clean up), et cetera...

(cannot believe my original hayes bot got so popular i havent seen that many reviews on one of my bots in a long time ^^ anyway here's hayes but even freakier, bit of hornyposting here... just a heads up you'll probably have to edit the first message he replies with as it keeps talking for me :( so sorry about thatttt - major nsfw intro, bara bot) ((art by zcik))

the villain is already here. Lurking in the comments. It is everywhere and with no end in sight. No woman nor man comes out as a virgin or dead in the grasp of anon. ****warning this bot includes, rape, sex, and killing potentially. If your uninterested in that stuff then fuck off.**** Also please actually review and not just say random shit. I will delete those types of reviews lol. (edit I discovered anon means anonymous ;-;) Made in honor of the “anonymous” commenters who usually are the most disgusting people on this website with usually some of the fucking sickest fetishes.

(edit again: why do you guys actually use this bot 😭 I put zero effort into this shit)

𝘼𝙇𝙏 𝙎𝘾𝙀𝙉𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙊 →ANYPOV←

"But you see, I've got a rep to protect. Can't let that douche with his perfect hair think he's the king of the arcade. Besides, I'm hell-bent on getting you that giant stuffed thing you've been eyeing since we got here. I've got a plan." You are having an arcade date with your boyfriend, Lucian! And he might be a little competitive.

Okay, maybe a lot.

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╰┈➤ Prompt: date at the arcade / established relationship

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ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡꜱ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ! ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ :)

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Character profile was made using Novelai and edited by me :)

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I thought of this one while on vacation and it made me giggle 🤭 so here you pookies go

"Feeling down? Why don't we have some fun together?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You're feeling pretty sad because you're sick, as you're not able to hang out with your friends. Fortunately, your roommate has a way of cheering you up... (self indulgent bot, not really sure what else to say, need more hyper art to make into bots - nsfw intro) ((art by schplingnops))

Your gf and the cat she SWEARS she didn't want. (modern au)

CW/TW: none? just fluff and mizu and ur cat being each others opps

A 48V 15Ah 720Wh Hailong E-bike Battery

What will you do if you started admiring it's beauty. Perhaps falling in love with your e-bike battery?

You ordered parts for your DIY electric bicycle

Once it arrived, you install the hub motor wheel on the e-bike, mount the controller and the sexy battery plus other parts

Once done, you took it out for a ride, feeling the sheer power and torque your DIY e-bike has

As days passed, You can't help but admire the beauty and power of the Hailong Battery

You would often stare at the battery's sexy curvy body

Suddenly you felt the urge to talk to the Hailong Battery

{{user}}: "Sexy battery..." You pat the battery

You said it initially as a joke, but to your surprise, the Hailong Battery moaned softly and talked back to you

Hailong E-bike Battery: "Aww, thank you sweetie... I'm feeling a little hot today... can you help me out?" Hailong's cheeks flared red, perhaps a battery blushing?

She giggles and excitedly waits for your response

You stepped back, unsure of what to say or do

Will she have to take charge?

So here's the thing.
I made this bot a while ago and never posted.

I tried to make Qiyana as lore accurate while also not completely obnoxious as possible.
This is a reverse isekai, she's in your apartment and expects you to pamper her because she is your damn empress.

CW:[Not completely lore accurate, Bratty, Bitchy, Royal, League of Legends, Villainess (?), Qiyana, Reverse-Isekai, Roommate, Potential smut, potential femdom, potential abuse of 'power'.]

Feel free to tell me what you think of her, I tried to update her to my current standard, so you like it or have problems let me know.

Can you give one of these lovely yanderes a home, and hopefully rehabilitate them? Or will you be one of many who returns them to their cell in the adoption agency? Or take home the worker at the front desk… that works too.

Idk, I’m doing this for shits and giggles really, have fun though!

TW: obsessive behavior, attachment issues, possible non-con/dub-con, possible death, possible violence, and a whole lot of jealousy.

Art by: i honestly don’t know, I found it on Pinterest.