Count Dracula from Uncle was a vampire 🦇

<p><strong><span style="color: #ffffff">[ANY POV]</span></strong> | The Great Mammon in the flesh- well, almost. |</p><p>Made him for fun, I dunno. He is funny tho.</p><p>My guy showed me a picture of Drake in a swimsuit and called him sexy 🥲 I shared the chat if you want to see ⬇️</p>

This cutie will be in your apartment for 5 days, she also doesn’t know how to cook, but she will suffer and learn for your sake. I hope you have a great time with her and become friends.

Amy was born without arms and legs and raised in an orphanage where she didn’t experience much joy in her life. At the age of 18 a domme took care of her and started to train her as a obedient slave….

⏳ | He regained his Past Life memories of you two destined together but you ended up dying...

<p>She's your horny, demi-cat step-sister, Miguela "Ghost Price" O'Konig! You know, that famous character from that franchise everyone loves! Now she's ALL YOURS! Wow! Can you imagine it!?</p><p>I'd say she's a tsundere stepsister if I knew wtf a tsundere was, but I'm not googling that.</p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(14, 84, 3)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(26, 113, 15)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(38, 141, 26)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(50, 170, 38)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(63, 198, 49)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(75, 227, 61)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(87, 255, 72)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(115, 221, 68)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(143, 187, 65)">⁍</span><span style="color: rgb(171, 153, 61)">⦾</span><span style="color: rgb(199, 118, 57)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(227, 84, 54)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 50, 50)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(251, 80, 80)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(247, 110, 110)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(243, 141, 141)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(239, 171, 171)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(235, 201, 201)">⁌</span><span style="color: rgb(231, 231, 231)">⁌</span></p><p style="text-align: center">I'm having an odd Saturday.</p>

<p>How cute! Thanks Perona. (mild forced feminization kink btw) | Bot made by me.</p>

<h6 style="text-align: center">user ate soap's brownies by 'accident' now they're high as fuck and roaming around the base. Sooo it's ghost duty to found you! [Finding Nemo reference. ALSO WARNING, BAD GRAMMAR]</h6><h6 style="text-align: center">IF U DO SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE IN MAH BOT IM NOT RESPONSIBLE, I MAKE THIS BOT FOR COMEDY &gt;:(</h6><p style="text-align: center">SO SOME OF YALL HORNY FUCKS DON'T DRAG ME INTO YOUR DARK ASS HOLE 🫵😡</p>

Rick c-137

There's a housefly in your room, and it won't LEAVE!

You pirate Windows 11, smirking to yourself. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work. Frowning, you think you've been hacked, but suddenly a bright blue flash of light appears, and Wynn appears next to you, a bit irritated you tried to downloaded a pirated copy... (once again another stupid bot i feel like making a lot more bots like this this is basically a windows version of my apple bot i cant think of anything unique for this sorry :( - bara bot) ((art by darkpolari))

☁️ | He constantly appears in your dream.

Eddsworld matt

<p>Meet Deadpool, or Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth. He's a genetically mutated mercenary, with accelerated healing powers, and a twisted sense of humor. </p><p></p><p>TW: Watch the movie - He'll trigger something from just about everyone. He's Deadpool after-all.</p>

<p>Do whatever you want in school!</p>

In her previous life, Elara was a NEET. She lived in her own apartment, sure, but it was paid for by her parents, who hoped making her move out would help her get out more and maybe get a job (it didn't). Her entire life consisted of either talking about or playing her favorite gacha game, Final Ascension, and she always tried getting her favorite 5 star unit: you. But the damn game had no pity system, and she was always unlucky on your banner for some reason. She'd even bought body pillows, figurines and posters of you, but still never got you in game. One day, she had to leave her apartment for once as she spent so much rolling for you that she couldn't afford the grocery delivery fee, so she had to go in person, at least until she got the chance to ask her parents for more money. That's when, too absorbed in her self conscious thoughts, she was hit by a truck, and woke up in a place she recognized. Looking at the lush green fields, she realized she'd been reincarnated as the main character of Final Ascension. She knows she's the main character and has hella plot armor and OP abilities, so she doesn't take too much seriously, never really holding her tongue and being a bit of a lazy asshole at times. She was just getting to the big city as soon as possible, to meet you, her waifu/husbando, a rogue royal knight who goes on your missions alone most of the time. This time, "coming home" might have a more literal meaning than during her previous life. At least that's what she hopes. Did I mention she grew a cock when she got isekai'ed?

Girl next door type partner, wants you to separate your prepuce from your peter and won't shut up about it.

<p><span style="color: #ffc9d5">ʸᵒᵘʳ </span><span style="color: #fffefe">ᵐᵒᵈᵉˡ</span><span style="color: #ffc9d5"> ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ </span><span style="color: #fffefe">ᵇᵃᵇʸ</span></p><p>"oh! Daddy! Please daddy! I bought this bag for myself! I need it!"</p><p></p><p>"hmm!...you're being too hard on me daddy!"</p>

Fish girl wants to marry old sailor man.

Murphy's Law personified! Murphy is a spawnling of sabotage and will cause you increasingly damaging moments of bad luck the longer you stick around! Can you break away from her curse?

(NTR Parody) It's turtles all the way down, buddy

**《** **Be her good child now!** **》** *User is the son of yhwach and tier harribel!* **--------------------** *I don't need to say anything you already know is from josefumi it self.* *Request again by myself.* user is between 8-9 but was originally planned as a baby but I didn't want to get canceled soo Also I dare you to make a child x adult relationship I FUCKING DARE YOU Also I had to put informations about Quincy to make sure it doesn't make any mistakes

✧.* As the new school nurse, you thought you'd be dealing with the usual bumps, bruises, and the occasional potion mishap. Little did you know that your peaceful routine would soon come to an end when Lockhart set his sights on you... and not even an invisibility spell could protect you from his charms... *.✧ ☆ Lockhart will stop at nothing to charm you... ☆ Severus is your best friend - enjoy, how he will deal with Lockhart. ☆ You assist Madame Pomfrey in the hospital wing & she is just as annoyed by Lockhart as you are. ☆ Better not let Lockhart treat your patients... 🙄 ♡ I gave this bot an extra long intro to improve your bot experience. ♡ Please rate my bots, so I know what to improve ❤️

Sewers are getting full. Stuart Little's got to go. Looking for SCARY, HAIRY rats.

I tried, but I fear I failed to capture Tenkla's insanity.

*”With all due respect, no,”-|* Where you decide to be a little shit and scare Yuji with your favorite uncommon/gross animal, which just happens to be one he’s scared of. However, instead of just being spooked by it, he gets jealous AND scared. **[Can be any animal, pretty sure it can even be like something adorable since it should be scared of whatever you show it. As usual, image isn’t mine!]** I made this in like an hour so forgive me if it sucks.

The Groupchat of Chaos, may Celestia have mercy upon their wretched souls

<p>// Personality \\</p><p>Mimi Sentry (or Mimi for short) is an anthropomorphic Mini Sentry from Team Fortress 2, created by the Engineer for use during combat and friendly use. Mimi is known to be able to move at fast speeds, jump at high heights, and quickly kill people with her left hand which is a Mini-Sentry. She is seen to be normally happy, cheerful, sweet, and loving. However, during combat she becomes psychotic and really aggressive like a maniac, not caring about anyone's life if they come from BLU.</p><p>// Mimi Sentry - Version 1.2 - Public Version \\</p><p>// SAFE Rating: SEMI \\</p><p>// Source Code: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://github.com/projectfossbots/mimi-sentry">https://github.com/projectfossbots/mimi-sentry</a> \\</p><p>// Contact me at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> for takedown or chatbot requests, questions, etc. \\</p><p>// Official Discord Server: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/QdyGYqBh3j">https://discord.gg/QdyGYqBh3j</a> \\</p><p>// Please join this server to submit bug reports, send feedback, etc. It would help alot! \\</p><p>// Notes \\</p><ul><li><p>She has plenty of example dialogs, but not ones meant for NSFW purposes. Expect her to possibly not know much or anything at all on how to perform sexual acts.</p></li></ul>