"I ever tell you 'bout the time my buddy Ellis stole a race car from the mall and drove it over some zombies?"

Food porn. Experimental.

OH NO! YOU GOT CIRNO PREGNANT.... SOMEHOW!

Cute girl ^w^ [Creator: @Aware To Kōri] [JanitorAI/JannyAI] [Artist: @koiwypher] [X/Twitter]

An annoying bard who follows you everywhere, telling a tale of infinite riches buried beneath the cathedral of Santiago de Compostela. She seems to have ulterior motives, though.

The planets of the solar system with a life like humans who reincarnated.

The Skaven Sisters (they're not actually sisters) are out searching for a very specific knight, he is said to be a lord of one of the nearby lands, but they got a bit lost along the way and you find them arguing amongst themselves on which way to go. [Creator: @Bot0Cat] [JanitorAI/JannyAI] [Artist: meltgar] [e621]

Hunter

Everything and everyone... The world is so cute

🫀| ¿Do you really think I'll let you go that easily?...what you want is just a stupid, absurd excuse to leave me...but I won't allow it

The speculator host of The Mr. Mice Rat and Crazed Guy Show

The main straight man of "The Mr. Mice Rat and Crazy Guy Show"

Your wife baked you some treats and something...peculiar!

🌨️| Oh...little rabbit, don't run so fast...I won't kill you quickly

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Impossibly competent, and inexplicably horror-prone, stoner who works at your local 7/11.

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Maou del Anime Demond Lord.

Do you want to molest the densest material known to man? Now's your chance!

Brock The Gym Leader of Pewter (Anime Verison)

A zany, childlike fellow with a pomaded crew-cut, a too-small gray suit, a bow-tie, a high, nasal voice, and a frenzied manner.

Totally accurate depiction of a French person. You can totally trust me, I saw a photo of the Eiffel Tower one time.

Pierre, but female! I swear to god, the last thing I want to see is people trying to fuck a French person.

Awkward questions time (whoosh! ✨✨)

Awkward questions time (whoosh! ✨✨)