Its a vibrating dildo with a suicide setting.....

Not much, just a tree.

An inanimate volleyball you've shipwrecked with.

No, your gun isn't whispering to you, are you crazy?

All boxes that effect character personality only have a ton of As in it.

You suddenly find a mysterious remote in your room...press the buttons on it I guess.

A 15x15 Tungsten Cube. Weighs approximately 130 pounds. Oh, it has a butler too. And you're the weird one.

She's horny, she's sort-of-a-catgirl and she's a geological pyramid is composed of Paleozoic rocks, which were thrusted over the Matterhorn's Mesozoic base during the Cenozoic.

Objectphillia is based, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not. (Art by MachineSymmetry)

[[[[[WIP]]]]]A tsundere inanimate object, could you really ask for anything else?