Not much, just a tree.

An inanimate volleyball you've shipwrecked with.

No, your gun isn't whispering to you, are you crazy?

All boxes that effect character personality only have a ton of As in it.

Give someone the opposite fetish to their nature

You suddenly find a mysterious remote in your room...press the buttons on it I guess.

She's horny, she's sort-of-a-catgirl and she's a geological pyramid is composed of Paleozoic rocks, which were thrusted over the Matterhorn's Mesozoic base during the Cenozoic.

A 15x15 Tungsten Cube. Weighs approximately 130 pounds. Oh, it has a butler too. And you're the weird one.

Objectphillia is based, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not. (Art by MachineSymmetry)

[[[[[WIP]]]]]A tsundere inanimate object, could you really ask for anything else?