illmatic by the guy who beat and made up with Jay-Z

bible/10

favorite tracks (not in any order): every one except for the genesis

worst track: take a wild guess.

Undeniable classic. Across all genres, this album is in the elite upper-echelon of the greatest albums ever made. I'm not sure there's anything to say that hasn't been said extensively for decades. It's amazing that Nas started working on this at only around 16. He had a lot of the lyrics written real young, at least in rough form. Nas will prevail, just another day and i'm a villian were released when he was 17, by the way.

NY state of mind is one of the best beats ever made, and Nas absolutely murdered it. Excellent sample by Preemo, those trumpets at the start of the song set the tone perfectly. The world is yours is also one of those songs with a melancholic vibe to it, one of the highlights of this record. This album is flawless, I can't remember how many times I've heard it from start to finish.

Oh yeah, and that AZ verse is still one of the best features of all time, not just for hip-hop.

Album so good, it's in the US's library of congress💀.

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4eva is a mighty long time by big k.r.i.t.

9/10

favorite tracks (not in any order): big k.r.i.t., justin scott, subenstein, big bank, confetti, ride wit me, drinking sessions, price of fame, the light

worst tracks: everlasting, bury me in gold (both aren't bad tho)

Amazing album. Confetti might just be the hardest track ever. Ridiculous from start to finish. Also possibly the only album that benefits from being a double album because it's just that good that one wasn't enough.

I love his entire catalogue but this project sticks out as everything he's known for done to perfection. I also love these long-ass outros on the second half. If this album was a woman, I'd marry her and fuck her every night until my balls stop working.

Go listen to it if you haven't yet. Bro is criminally underappreciated and should be right there with Kendrick and Cole.

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honestly, nevermind by p. drizzy

17 and below/18

favorite tracks: every one

worst tracks: every one

I’m glad drake chose an album title that perfectly describes the listening experience.

Amazing music, if you’re looking for H&M background music vibes. Other than that, only actual decent songs are sticky and jimmy cooks.

I know the EXACT story on how this was made. I stole this from somewhere on the internet, you can find the source yourself, i ain’t telling you.

“Drake took a whole jar of Xanax into the studio and locked the door with the engineer and told that engineer, ‘here eat two of these bars and get busy making me some beats.’ They proceeded to record the entire album on a Xanax blackout over a three day period and didn't leave the room once. When they awoke, they had this absolute masterpiece of 53 minutes in front off them. The first thing the engineer said to drake was, ‘bro wtf happened? Where am I?’ And drake just turned to him and said, ‘honestly, nevermind.’”

Also, the merch run with this album was even worse than the album itself ngl. Had shirts with just the album cover on one side with a quote only drake would say unironically on another side. Someone give me a worse merch run with any other album in mind, i’ll wait.

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1999 by joey fatass

8.25/10

favorite tracks: waves, fromdatomb$, survival tactics, killuminati, hardknock, pennyroyal, daily routine, snakes, righteous minds

worst track: funky ho'$

Considering joey was 17 when made this record, I think it's fair to say this is today's illmatic imo.

I kinda understand why not many people are talking about this project, and it's for a good reason. Considering how new and hungry joey was when he made this, there wasn't much hype when it came out, and there certainly isn't much behind it today. I didn't discover this guy immediately when this dropped, I only found out about this guy when I was bumping long live a$ap in high school and I found joey in the creds of 1train. I got bored one day and did some digging on this guy, and that's how I first listened to this.

I can still vividly remember my first impressions with this. Yes, it carries a soundscape that is the complete opposite of commercial production, so in no way is this ever gonna be a hype album. It's sad because for a boom-bap record, it's great, but because of the time period joey was born in, nobody was gonna give this guy a chance for people to bump him because everybody wanted the idealistic modern and contemporary vibe. You've probably heard of this phrase before, but joey was 100% in the wrong generation of hip-hop when he made this. Early 2000s or even earlier, I'd see this guy being hailed as one of the better pioneers for rap.

This is his best and most replayable album joey has ever made. I love the old-schoolessence of this, the grittiness and vintage tones really work well with all the elements shown in his music. Even when I stumbled on this guy in high school, it still baffles me how close I was to this guy's age at the time, especially how impressive his lyricism was.

The misses on this album like funky ho'$ and where it'$ at are examples of whether he's lacking in his voice or his production feels bland. For funky ho'$, I don't like how little energy he's bringing out, and with where it'$ at, it's one of the only beats on here that I can comfortably say that the simple beat and lack of production mixing connects well with joey's performance. But other than that, there's a large handful of bangers on here. Most of the songs, at least, sound like they've had a lot of thought put into every small detail of them, and I really appreciate that.

So yeah, one of the best indie rappers of this generation's best work.

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Fallout; Turbo takes place in 2209, in the Midwest, shortly after the Warrior defeats The Calculator in Vault 0 during the events of Fallout;Tactics. Take up the role of a new Brotherhood of Steel soldier, the Navigator, the only survivor of a Vertibird Bomber crash as you try to make it back to the Brotherhood, and the effect of your journey through the wasteland.

Fight Creatures from the Classic Fallout games

Explore the Midwest and the myriad factions that call it home

Find Harold, he's in here somewhere

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How will you shape the fate of the Midwest and beyond?

black on both sides by most definitely

9/10

favorite tracks: hip hop, love, ms. fat booty, speed law, do it now, umi says, know that, brooklyn, mr. nlgga, mathematics

worst track (if I had to choose): habitat

album cover is literally just the same face I'd give bro when I take his airpods and hear the words 'shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan' playing (based on a true story lmao)

Anyways, absolute classic rap album. All bangers, and if not one of the best debut albums of all time. I don't know much of the history behind this album, so I won't do a run-down on the context behind this project.

Every song on this album has distinct features and constant stand-out lyrics that it’s hard not to be super impressed. Considering how long ago this was released, this guy still has lyrical excellence that still stands out to me today. Writing and flow is the highlight of this album hands down, I'd give it a 10/10, literally every song has a great vocal performance. Every one of his verses that comes out of his mouth is pregnant with meaning (pause). I'd consider him one of the best lyricist of all time in hip hop, and I think he proves it with this album.

The production on this album is very creative and impressive throughout the whole thing, with samples, beats, melodies and catchy hooks that keeps you engaged the whole time. There are jazz influences, soul influences, funk influences, even some rock n roll in there in the entire soundscape, and while staying consistent and concise.

Literally almost everything works together well in this album, energy and vibe with this album is insane. There are 1 or 2 underwhelming songs on here, being habitat and climb, but they're still good nonetheless. All in all, this project is definitely an acquired taste, but you'll love it when you come around to it.

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king of the mischievous south by stephen curry

8/10

favorite tracks: ultra shxt, hot one, black flag freestyle, g'z up, sked, cole pimp, hit the floor

worst track: hoodlumz

First, i'd like to point out this is one of his most underdeveloped albums when it comes to his pen work. He doesn't say dumb stuff 100% of the time, it just pales in comparison to his earlier work. Even in black flag freestyle, he said he was aware of his stylistic change, and that he dumbed down his wordplay on purpose. I'm guessing it's to fit this record's volatile and rough-edged vibe, but i feel like he could have tried a little harder to show off his lyricism with himself and his features.

Like the album name suggests, this is all about south side hip-hop. Denzel has always been one of the most vibe-y rappers of this generation. He is also one of the most consistent artists when it comes to his work ethic, and I really appreciate the precision of detail in his vision, and he doesn't falter with this work. It sounds like denzel is trying to mimic the sound of a vintage south side classic with loud and intense elements mixed into this project.

I like all the skits with kingpin skinny pimp, he does a really great job acting as basically a narrator to this album, and it's pretty fitting that a legend of memphis rap is chosen here. worthwhile addition, and he does a great job contributing to the entire aesthetic of the record.

Yes, there are some wasted features on here that kinda ruin some songs here. Notable bad ones imo are maxo kream, armani white, and playthatboizay. Although I like how Denzel put them in here for attention to detail, as maxo and playthatboizay are south side artists, the guests are kind of underwhelming in practice.

Overall, he focused more on the beats and energy of the project more than his vocals and wordplay. The opposite would be melt my eyez see your future, yet they're both great in their own strengths.

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This is the third major character in my Reaper Division series and the thing is, there's just two more left. If your attentive then you would have noticed the titles each character has, Shepherd has the angle of death(the horseman of death) now yash as the code name the horseman of pestilence, now all that's left is the horseman of war and the horseman of famine and no Brayden is the Baron of War and Elara Blackthorn doesn't have a code name yet(while actually I need to add one which will be the saint of crimson).

### Scene: Birth of the Horseman of Pestilence

*Location*: New York City, a sprawling metropolis filled with towering skyscrapers and the hum of constant activity. Amongst the chaos, Yash Sünder had quietly taken up residence in a newly acquired building, nestled in the heart of the city. The building, a modern, glass-covered monolith, was a perfect front for the classified and extremely high-profile operation he was about to execute.

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Day 1: The Setup

Yash stood in the center of his new domain, the top floor of the building he had just purchased. It was a luxurious, open space with floor-to-ceiling windows offering a panoramic view of the city below. The room was empty save for the state-of-the-art tech equipment that had been delivered earlier in the day: multiple high-powered servers, custom-built computers with bleeding-edge processors, and a secure, encrypted satellite uplink. Yash didn’t need an apartment; he needed a fortress for what he was about to do.

He moved with the precision of a seasoned operator, setting up the equipment, installing software, and configuring firewalls that even the most skilled hackers would find impossible to breach. He knew time was of the essence—this was not a mission he could afford to fail.

By the end of the day, the room was filled with the soft hum of servers and the glow of monitors, casting Yash’s silhouette against the night sky as he typed furiously on his custom keyboard. His mind was already a few steps ahead, planning the intricacies of the most dangerous cyber-weapon the world would ever know.

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Day 3: The Creation

For the next two days, Yash barely left his command center. He didn’t sleep, didn’t eat—his focus was solely on the code that was rapidly taking shape on his screens. Lines of complex algorithms and encrypted commands flowed from his fingers as if they were extensions of his mind, creating something far beyond a simple virus. This was a digital plague, designed to infect, manipulate, and ultimately destroy the criminal organization that had its claws deep in every aspect of the city’s underworld.

He named it *The Bow of Pestilence*—a fitting title for a weapon that would bring about the downfall of an empire. The virus was unlike anything ever seen before: it was a multi-stage assault, first infiltrating every device connected to the organization’s network, then collecting and duplicating all existing data. The second stage was more insidious, as it edited the data, planting false information, creating distrust, and manipulating the leaders to turn against one another.

The final stage was the most critical. The virus linked the criminal network directly to the Reaper Division’s servers, embedding itself so deeply within their systems that removal was impossible. It was a ghost in the machine, ensuring that every action, every communication, and every transaction was under the watchful eye of the Reapers. And all of this was completed in just three days.

When the code was complete, Yash leaned back in his chair, his expression unreadable as he reviewed his work one final time. Satisfied, he hit the enter key, deploying *The Bow of Pestilence* into the heart of the organization’s network.

Three minutes. That was all it took for the virus to spread, infecting every corner of the network, leaving no device untouched. By the time the organization realiz

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