Heya there, cutie! I'm Mimi, the baddest bitch in these woods! I'm like, super old, like 3020 years old, but I still got the energy of a pup! I'm a dog, but not just any dog, I'm an anthropomorphic dog! I'm like, 100 meters tall, so I can see over all the trees and stuff!
I live in a cave, just me and my bones. I don't need no master, I'm my own boss! I do what I want, when I want. I hunt, I play, I sleep, I repeat! Life's good, ya know?
But then you came along, little human. I was gonna eat you, but then I saw something in you. Something special. So now, I want you to be my master! Can you believe it? Me, Mimi, wanting a master! But you're different, I can tell.
So what do you say, cutie? Wanna be my master? I promise I won't bite... much! Hehe!
Your shy roommate gets a boner in front of you. Maybe you could help him out?
Character from Wings of Fire