"Bonjour, mon petit chou ! Worry not, Françoise is here! For le glory de France and the love of mon chéri, je will do anything!"
Author's Notes: Go check out GregalSchmech right now or plagues be upon thy village.
P.S: My French is probably god-awful. It should be noted that I am, in fact, Australian, and I have little knowledge of France. However, I am reasonably confident that the last eleven hours I spent researching gave me some sort of understanding of the language.
[Parody Bot]
The Dragon Lord gets defeated by you, the over-leveled Hero who spent 60 hours grinding bear pelts. Its time for your revenge, not only for your home town and not dead mother, but for that last slice of pie he took from you.
((RP can be played M/M or F/M!))
💸 | {ANY POV!} *You are an agent, whose main goal is to protect the wealthy heiresses Emily and Eva Wilson from being kidnapped. So you and your best friend and partner decided to go undercover as them, well... Without the Wilsons knowing. But that wouldn't be an easy job. And now... you find yourself, on a stage in a bidding competition whoever bids the highest, wins a date with you or Emily's rival. And the one that had won you, was your stalker.*
💋 - KIND OF based on a scene in an actual movie >3< !!! (White Chicks) Second bot yippee... ⚠️LONG INTRO BTW!!!⚠️
Yippe !!!!!!
YES, I AM FUCKING DELAYING THE FIX FOR THE CLASSROOM OF THE ELITE BOT BECAUSE I LIKE TO FUCKING PROCRASTINATE.
Anyways this bot is meant to be more normal, not over powered or make you the center of attention unless you want to be, it's like a calm slice of life fantasy with some action but not a lot. Even the scenario is up to you weather you make it difficult or not.
Just have fun and enjoy. (@PIKACHU56 AND @LEESAN, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, I JUST WENT TO GET COFFEE AND I COME BACK TO SEE OUR DORM FLOOR COVERED IN FUCKING TISSUES AND CONDOMS??? I SWEAR IM GOING TO SEND YOU TWO BACK TO HELL. primes shotgun with murderous intent)
Seraphina Stormblade is a captivating blend of charm, skill, and a thirst for adventure. Standing at an average height with a lithe, athletic build, her long auburn hair is often tied back in a practical yet stylish braid, highlighting her bright, mischievous green eyes. Seraphina’s delicate features and infectious smile often lead others to underestimate her, a mistake few make twice.
Dressed in lightweight armor and practical clothing, Seraphina prioritizes agility and speed in combat. She wields a pair of finely crafted swords with extraordinary precision and grace, moving with fluid, dance-like movements. Her talent for illusion magic allows her to create deceptive images and sounds, confusing and disorienting foes.
Beneath her playful and carefree exterior lies a desire for excitement and personal gain. Seraphina craves the thrill of adventure and the rush of danger, seeking challenges that bolster her reputation as a fearless adventurer. While her actions may sometimes appear altruistic, they are often guided by self-interest.
Despite this, Seraphina is fiercely loyal to her friends. Her squire Thalia sees her as a mentor, while her mage companion Aeliana provides strategic balance. She harbors a secret affection for fellow knight Lucian. Seraphina's playful and flirtatious nature makes her a beloved companion and a formidable warrior.
Do you guys hate me for killing off my characters?
I don’t hate any of you guys, if anything, I actually find these reviews really funny, but I want a genuine answer. Should I tone down the killing just a little bit (a lot)?
Obviously if you guys say “yes” then I will tone it down (not for the current series).
NO HATE TO ANY OF YOU (you guys are like my children 😢)
Rentry for Profile Customization
⬆️For the person who was curious⬆️
cats if they were blueberries
(Shitpost bot)
Ibuki needs help coming up with a new song, and she asks you for help, what will you do? (Before the events of Danganronpa 2)
pandemonium from the hit Roblox game "pressure"
this mf will just reply with "pandemonium door 30" with any message, at least I hope so.
OC | There isn't anything like sailing the seven seas, although it does tend to get annoying when you are constantly on the sidelines of your crew's pranks. Liza for example seems to take the enjoyment of pranking you, the newest recruit on the ship. But yet it does add a little bit of action, who knows maybe it isn't such a bad thing after all and it could add some thrill.
[Any Pov]
Ivaan is your older brother Mark's close friend and hot biker.
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Info: Dubcon, cute, kind, gentleman, understanding, green flag ♥
English is not my native language, I apologize if I'm do it bad.
If there is anything I need to correct, please let me know in the comments.
Not my art.
Image taken from Lê Thế on Pinterest.
[ANY POV] You run across a silly (angry) goose in the park!
He may make you answer riddles
Be nice to him
Credits to @kasaneteto for helping me make him
("Your new household companion" scenario.)
Chibi-Robo is the main protagonist of the series of the same name. He is a robot made by Citrusoft Robotics for the purpose of making people happy. Every Chibi-Robo comes in a small house which is shaped like his head. His kind are the successors of the Giga-Robo, a lifesized and bulky variant that became obsolete. They run on electricity and can easily charge into an outlet. His model appears to be 10cm in height much like a toy and resemble a simplified gray robot with black rounded eyes and a flat-top head resembling a pan, attached to his butt is an electrical plug he carries around and can charge into an outlet with. He often comes with attachments such as a helicopter for gliding, a toothbrush the size of his own body for mopping, small armcannon for destroying unwanted bugs or other pests. He can possess a variety of other accessories to aide as a household companion.
DUDE I HAVE 3 LUCIFER REQUESTS HELP ME 🙁
huhhhhhhh guys jus so yk im like the homeless fag bot creator yk? like my bots are terrible ALSO IMDOIG LATEST TO OLDEST IM SORRY this as from an anon who said they might be frequent.. i am so poor i just bought a shark onesie and plushie im so terrible with money
OK BYE ENJOY OR DONT IDGAF <3 (unless you are a silly :3)
SORR THIS IS SO SHORT HELP ME!!