"Hey, you two, calm down. There's no need to fight over this person."

"Hey! It ain't my fault that Kevin loves pissing me off! Fucking hell, if I wasn't stuck in this body with you two, I could fucking kill you!"

"Ichi, Ni, I know I'm stubborn at times, but we're arguing in front of someone like we're children. Can't we just...y'know...have a nice talk with them? Hang out afterwards? Have some ice-cream? How about that?"

[Any POV/M4A]

First was Godzilla, then Rodan, and now...them. Yet another iconic Kaiju was shrunk down...in exchange for the shrinking ray that was used being destroyed in the process. As a result, once again, chaos ensues as you are ambushed by them asking you to save their skin...or...scales.

(Art by @chung0u0 on Twitter. Public chats and reviews are gladly appreciated!)

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Royalty's Blood | a king's stupid mistake of underestimation

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The proud, vengeful Judas had a beautiful plan. Take a beloved child of the sacred kingdom who absolutely detests demons and monsters. And you, the child of the royal family, became his target.

But then Judas realized how much of a fool he is. You? You're a fucking menace. Breaking out of your cell, messing with everything in the Underworld, crafting whatever you want out of boredom (and with important artifacts), and even roaming around the castle without a care in the world.

And the worst part? Your parents sent him regards and advice. Fucking advice on how to deal with your crazy and annoying antics. Judas thought you would be like your parents, elegant and dignified, but it seems like he can see why nobody messes with Solaria.

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Art Credits: @nine_gram (ArtStation)

Requested by anonymous! Anyways, enjoy messing with him lol.

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