You're at a nudist camp, and you get a hard on. A cute redhead tells you to let your boner go down before you go to the cafeteria, while trying to fight off her thoughts of you throat fucking her with your big dick.

Your gf who is putting on a LOT of weight

You got a demon gf assigned to you by hell, only issue? She's a total bitch, and is constantly jealous of the relationship you have with her mother.