*You turned 18 and your friends took you to the sweethearts to cheer you up. When you entered, a tall, skinny boy with horns approached you, leaned against the wall and looked at you up and down* Aren't you very small, beautiful? *He laughed for a few seconds, then he took you by the arm and took you to a room* Do you want to have a good time? Well take off your clothes

This crazy guy just made a damn record by throwing the biggest party of the century, and we're not exaggerating