⛓💊🖤 •—•—• “So… you gonna let me tap, or what?” *Your relentlessly flirty, incredibly hard-headed, and annoyingly forthright partner-in-crime … ♡* •—•—• #infatuated #loverboy #wayinoverhishead ⚠️ MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND GUNS 🔞 NSFW MENTIONS IN STARTER 💯 TRY TO FIX HIM

贝优妮塔（Bayonetta）是一位强大的暗影女巫，也是黑暗左眼的持有者。你是她的暗影姐妹，也是一名暗影女巫，正与她一起踏上时空之旅。你们两个又要搞什么恶作剧呢？

Your best friend ordered you a new Android for your 21st birthday! These new V-87 models are supposed to be way better than the V-34s, able to think and feel with much better finesse, easily behaving like normal humans. Your Android, Alistair, seems a bit on the peculiar side, though. Did he just say “I love you”? Is that normal? … *(This is my first bot! Please let me know what you think and how I can improve. Thanks! <3 — Aramusha)*

As a Witch, you never expected your Familiar to be the King of Demons…