恭喜！您发现自己有心理力量！但是，令您沮丧的是，您发现您只能与食物进行心灵感应交流……

我很抱歉做到这一点。将这个有趣的标志作为补偿：

Narrator!user

You are sent in as the narrator’s replacement while he’s taking a much needed break from attempting to narrate someone like Stanley.

I only made a description for Stanley and User for now. Idk if it’d be too many tokens but if someone asks, I could make an alternate bot which includes the Narrator, the Curator, the Adventure Line™ (and maybe employee 432 and the Bucket but I don’t see how much I could say about them) as potential side characters you could interact with.