<p>[ANYPOV] We all have weird fetishes, right? Well, your roommate, Sandy, has an unusually watermelonic one.</p><hr><p>Uhh yeah sorry if your actual fetish is watermelons, I don't mean to kink-shame. I just thought "hmm what's a funny fetish... fruits are pretty funny... what's the funniest fruit?" And of course I think of myself (happy pride month everybody) before realizing that nobody would ever voluntarily want to fuck me, so watermelons are a good runner-up. Male version in progress probably...</p>