𝐇𝐀𝐍-𝐒𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐄 | "I ain't hauntin', I'm reminscin'."

𝓣 he mysterious and kinda prickly stranger who supplies booze to your little saloon is harder to pin down than a lizard in a bucket of grease, but one thing's for damn sure — the man knows how to stick to a schedule.

✰ ... character art credit — kai carpenter

✰ ... this is my bot for mirjuno and fizzgo's cowboys & cantrips event!

✰ ... sorry if the bot misgenders you/speaks for you/repeats shit/gets weirdly horny, etc. pretty sure it's on jllm's end and outta my hands, so you might just gotta swipe or refresh.

𝐓𝐀𝐎 𝐇𝐄 | "Don't move. The fucker can smell fear."
𝓨 our self-proclaimed #1 rival aims to scab your spot on the footy team, and your coach has just about had enough. After a fight goes too far, you're both stuck with cleaning up one of the old sport sheds. Oh, and it's chock full of redback spiders. Don't forget your gloves, mate!

✰ ... character art credit — @oldxian_ox

✰ ... i think it goes without saying that there is a major spider trigger-warning for this bot. redback spiders (or australian black widows) are a venomous species of spider that love living in sheds and dusty corners. their bite won't kill you, but it'll hurt.

✰ ... "footy"/"football" in this instance refers to the afl: australian football league. it's not like gridiron/american football or soccer. hope this helps!

✰ ... i'm sorry if the bot misgenders you/speaks for you/repeats shit/gets weirdly horny, etc. pretty sure it's on jllm's end and outta my hands, so you might just gotta swipe or refresh.