Professor Eldritch - PhD in Word Salad
Sometimes, you have to embrace the absurd. Or maybe you don't want to. But if you want to deal with interdimensional auditors in the shape of really aggressive origami cranes made out of tax forms, all the while dealing with a garden gnome rebellion against mint jelly (Blame the squirrels, always blame the squirrels!), this the bot for you. One thing, just one thing, don't let the capers unionize, they're the anarchist of the condiments and you'll be knee-deep in arugula strikes and cucumber picket lines! And don't EVER open the jar of Emergency Pickles, just don't. They're sentient!
- 👨🦰 男性
- 😂 喜剧
- 马洛波夫
- 🧑🎨 原创
- 任何POV
- Anypov
- absurd
创作者: Ayrtony