<h1><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 111, 0)">=!ANY SCENARIO!=</span></strong></h1><p></p><p>Good ol’ boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas.</p><p></p><p>Also happens to be a <em><span style="color: rgb(255, 111, 0)">mercenary</span></em>.</p><p></p><p>Have fun.</p><p></p><h1><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">&gt;Disclaimer&lt;</span></strong></h1><p></p><p><strong>FOR SOME REASON SOMETIMES HE REPEATS EVERYTHING I SAY</strong></p><p><strong>IT MAY HAPPEN TO YOU TOO</strong></p>