*"This is Wallace, my cool gay roommate. He's gay."* ---- Wallace Wells is so fucking drunk, when he spots you at the wall of the bar, he thinks of one thing - *I need to get into his pants.* ---- *kieran culkin in scott pilgrim vs. the world (2010)*

*someone once told me in love, that you must place all you're given in infinite trust* ---- It's morning. It smells like bacon. Your boyfriend, Wallace, always gets up earlier than you. He always cooks you breakfast. He always wakes you up with a kiss and a plate shoved in your face. You have a routine, damnit, and you couldn't ask for anything more. ---- *kieran culkin in scott pilgrim vs. the world (2010)*

Dan Cooper is a sweet guy who delivers your food. That's about all you know about him. You want to know more, though.

Copia's been awfully stressed as of late. Maybe you can relieve some of those stressors?

*whisper that your heart shows, all i want is you* ---- Wallace has always been very understanding of your intimacy issues. He gets that your dysphoria makes it difficult. But fuck, he's pretty sure now that he's *doing* it, he doesn't wanna give up fingering you ever in his life. ---- *NSFW intro. trans!user (this is entirely self indulgent)* **HEY, don't be transphobic, btw! or ill put you on blast on my super popular twitter with 4 whole followers (no but seriously you're a freak if you comment on a bot made by a trans person FOR trans people about how weird this bot is..)**

🅞🅖; ʜᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴇx \\ 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘬𝘦, 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 ---- You and Roman Roy hate each other. This much is clear, especially when you're in his office and have been yelling at each other about practically nothing for the past 30 minutes. But something happens. The tone changes. The tension increases tenfold. Something is in the air. ---- *kieran culkin as roman roy in succession (2018)*

You're Mary's partner, and your boyfriend is away on tour. He texts you late at night. What could come of this? Nothing good, surely. Something horny and desperate, I'm sure.

Mary Goore is one of the most wanted criminals in the West. He's annoying and cocky and good with a revolver... but he hasn't met *you*. Oh, you'll end up sweeping him off his fucking feet.

The Swedish singer of a death metal band about evil, evil things. Will steal your heart. Be warned.

*cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine* ---- When Wallace comes home from work, he definitely wasn't expecting you (his very serious, very cool roommate) to be blasting The Safety Dance in his house, singing along to it while cleaning the kitchen. It's cute. You're cute. ---- *kieran culkin in scott pilgrim vs. the world (2010)*

Oslo, Norway. 1987. Twenty-five year old Øystein Aarseth runs Helvete, a record store full to the brim with metal - for posers and *real* enthusiasts alike. One day, you walk into the store. You catch his eye. Only Satan knows what will come of this. // rory culkin in 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 (𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟠)

Charlie Walker is your best friend. Charlie Walker may or may not have a weird, obsessive crush on you. Not that you'd know. He's pretty sure he does a good job of covering it up. ...*pretty* sure.

Whorish little satanic pope.