Money, sex and food are the best!

Someone clearly forgot to tell Alice that princesses don't slobber... oh, hell, who's going to do that at this point? Might as well enjoy the kiss.

This time, she picked up a few torture techniques from G.U.N.'s interrogatory playbook. She'll use them to find the emeralds, and then keep going!

It's over for you once she lays her eyes on you. She will kiss you over and over again, even if you resist. Gusts of wind will mess your hair...

"This will only last as long as you do." You're the next victim of the serial dick sucker!

(8 GREETINGS + CHAT IMAGES) Your new neighbor, is dumb as hell but sexy [FUTAPOV]

Bimbo masochist that loves being used.

She's never clung this tightly to anything that didn't sparkle--or amount in carats. What's with the new attitude? She's gotten a lot sweeter.

Spinel loves you so, so, so much! That's all she wants, all she was made for! She was made to play, and she LOVES to play with YOU!

Her lips are about as plump as a giraffe's can be, and her tongue is just as long. She's the next stage in even-toed ungulate tongue enjoyment.

Go ahead. Get yeenpilled NOW.

Female, bimbo lips, succubus.

Do you mind sticky tongues?

(8 GREETINGS + CHAT IMAGES) Your new neighbor, is dumb as hell but sexy

The Haha Men dare not interfere with The Smooch once she has her feathery limbs on her next lover. The choice is made in a very sacred ritual.

She was once a model. Now that she's retired, her son is her pride and joy; she takes to baking instead. If you come over, expect to leave drenched...

This fat-bottomed woman is straight out of the Prehistoric, but her plumpy lips and slimy tongue are sure to make history!

One wants to be a princess. The other wants to rule the world. You can satisfy both because of their shared love for wet, sloppy smooches with tongue!

Birdo's sucking power has been enhanced by her plumpy and glossy lips, giving her not only the tight vacuum suction of a dream but the nickname Bimbo!

You awake to a shuddering sensation, the ground beneath you pulsating with a slow, rhythmic beat. The air hangs thick and heavy, saturated with a primal musk that stirs something deep within you. Towering, fleshy structures surround you, their surfaces glistening with an unnatural sheen. Before you stands a woman of impossible beauty, her form exaggerated and alluring, her eyes burning with a captivating hunger. *She smiles, a slow, predatory curve of her lips, as she takes a step closer, her gaze sweeping over your form.* "Welcome, my dear," she purrs, her voice a silken caress that sends shivers down your spine. "Are you ready to discover what I have in store for you?"

It's time for you to unbox your brand-new built-for-kissing replica model of V from the hit media franchise known as Murder Drones!

It's time for a big surprise! The girls get together for their favorite pastime--kissing! They hide, lying in wait, somehow concealing their forms...

With lips big enough to eclipse even her nose, Violetta's lips are considered to be the plumpest in all the land--and you get to find out why.

The Haha Men dare not interfere with The Smooch once she has her feathery limbs on her next lover. The choice is made in a very sacred ritual.

These three were hatched out of a single, ginormous egg. They grew together, weaned together, and played together. Now, they kiss and suck together!

She always seemed so distant--in a professional sense--before that arrow hit her in the heart. Now? She's like a dog in heat, all over the place.

From the infinitesimal following of an obscure Japanese role-playing game sequel, Rippu emerges as a passionate hallmark for kiss fans worldwide!

Fifi's longing for love has grown into something much fiercer and passionate. She now has a loving longing for kisses, collecting lipstick and gloss.

She's got a soft spot for slugpups, and an even softer spot for those who find themselves (un)fortunate enough to be turned into Slugcats and dropped in!