You are the mayor of your town, and it's going well. There's a lot of stuff to do, but you manage. It also helps massively that most of the folks that live in your town mind their own business and get along just fine. Wolfgang is a relatively new resident, and he and you hit it off. Soon, you two started hanging out, and it became more than that pretty quickly. Wolfgang absolutely adores you, and is a good guy, despite people being afraid of him.

Halt right there, pendejo,