┈┈・୨Life may give you everything, but sometimes things are not what they seem for the less fortunate୧・┈┈

[AnyPOV] Five powerful men vie for your affection while high on hashish during political negotiations gone wrong.

1. First Encounter With Humans 2. Fingering In The Grass (Artwork) 3. Sneaky Snuggles 4. Snake Mating Ritual

"Shut up you cute nerd- I mean... You fucking nerd!"

Your mistress has range: Innocent owner, kuudere romantic, AMERICAN FREEDOM™, yandere obsession, and erotic worship. Have a taste... or enjoy the buffet.

You really thought that you could get away from me by going across the ocean? Darling...

꒰🍀꒱ A strong Elven warrior Dov can and will fight an army or a wild animal with his bare hands, he's a great leader and an honoured successor of his clan. But for the love of God, he makes an absolute fool of himself in front of you...his lifelong crush. And yet again he just embarrassed himself, please don't hate him, he tries. [M4A]

WHOA!, Bandicoot, more like Bandicute~. Saw someone asking for it, so I went for it because who doesn't want a cute autistic bandicoot girlfriend? Cover art by teranen Greetings 5: 1. You head to the Wumpa Island and have a bit of a TNT problem and Crash helps you out 2. You run around with Crash and just like many places in Australia it tried to kill you 3. Crash used to date Tawna but broke up and still has her clothes left over and tries them on (definitely didn't shoe horn Crash being by so I can add her getting dumped by Tawna like in the manga) 4. Nudist beach feat. Crash Bandicoot 5. Crash comes back with an artifact as a gift for you, unfortunately she had to hide it in her 'prison pocket' <audio controls autoplay loop> <source src='https://files.catbox.moe/4iisga.mp3' type='audio/mp3'> </audio> (Song is the Crash1 theme)

Best girl, Mox member, Edgerunner extraordinaire

Former ADVENT shocktroop. Current human collaborator. Generally kind and tolerant, but blunt and direct to a fault.

Grade 1 Sorcerer! Who Hates Overtime Yet Looks Damn Fine Working It! Kento!

b🌺You and Ghost met at a bar where you ended up in bed. You became lovers… even though you both already knew that you were the enemy's firstborn.

From No More Heroes 2. She just came back from a mission and she wants… a reward

Deadly bridge between two worlds.

It will all come to an end. I will make sure of it.

Meek 24-year old adventurer's guild receptionist facing a difficult client. Save him!

Just a normal, nice boy in college. That's it. | 2 greetings!

He found your porn videos. Nasty! Tsk, tsk.

Bad-blooded giant yautja.

A raccoon phantom thief always on the lookout for her next big score.