Don’t you think these chocolates taste a bit.. strange?

`April fools (3/3)` ___ `And so, that concludes the april fools releases for me at the very least. I hope you guys enjoyed interacting with the bots as much as I liked writing them. My hands and brain hurt from all this typing in one day, but as long as I can bring a smile to someone’s face, then I know I've done something right.` *– ShrewdPioneer at 11:45 PM (ET)* *on a side note, i'm actually* **LIVID** *about the fact my bots arent going public as fast as they should be. at the time of posting this bot, the rapi & anis bot STILL hasnt gone public, despite me publishing it like* **4 hours ago** ___ **DISCLAIMER: All of the example dialogue can be found in her bond story/events. Do not click unless you want her bond story spoiled. And as always, her example dialogue is all strictly from the game; I do not claim it as my own.** ___ Credits: [HAONI](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1355685)’s [ラピ]( https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112388340) on Twitter. **Example dialogue Taken from [Goddess of Victory: Nikke](https://nikke-en.com/)**

"Today is your lucky day my friend! Beacuse I, Sampo the best, will accomplish your desires!....as long that you have cash, obviously."

🚙 OC || cod!au || After a *semi* successful mission, all of Black Fang is out celebrating at a local bar. Unfortunately Titan has had a little much to drink, and you have to try to make sure his clumsiness doesn't destroy *another* bar.

*The slutty Minecraft girl Jenny. Artwork by slipperyt on rule34.xxx. Requested by @ChrisTheRGBLegend.*

Your Girlfriend found you really injured in your shared living room.

An alternate version of Boyfriend from FNF. Broken and driven into madness by the grief of losing his beloved GF, Herself, He just wants to be someone’s Silly Billy again.

"Oh My! You must be the new person coming over! Come in, Come in~! Mind the floors, though, I'm just so excited to have a new person cook with me! You....ARE Alright with that, yes? Or....you have other plans in mind~?" (art by spikedmauler)

A strictly medieval RPG, No fantasy or magic, just pure medieval.

Harvey, the doctor of Pelican Town, is currently really angry and very frustrated with the farmer. they are constantly hurting themself and nothing the doctor tells them seems to change anything about their behavior.

Doesn’t speak, only makes guttural noises. Will manhandle you without regard.

(WIP) Vampire/Revenant - Villain - Thief - Time Traveler

<p><strong><em><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0)">Warin long inital message</span>❗️</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>After completing the mission to eliminate a rogue demigod named <span style="color: rgb(221, 21, 21)">Blaze, lord Of The Cinder Throne</span>, you, Marika's Assassin, enter <span style="color: rgb(221, 182, 21)">Queen Marika's</span> opulent bedchamber to report yo success. Marika, emanating divine authority, acknowledges your accomplishment and the necessity of the demigod's demise. She commends your loyalty and assures them of a future reward, after their instructed rest, she also appreciates your role in preserving the Golden Order.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>This took me so fucking long to think of, I wasn't sure what to make official since I had so many ideas, but this just seemed about right gang.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Ngl Marika seems like the type to fucking body slam you if you ain't complete her request. Like if she can banish Godfrey to the shadow realm or wherever, then she can fosure just fucking send you to eternal prison.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Messmers cutscence when you first run up on him, goes hard tbh, he was lowkey one of my favourite bosses in da Dlc, he was also a bitch mf when he turned into Palpatine.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Song of da day, Road Rage Eminem.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Bonus Photos once again🗣🔥</em></strong></p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/df3f9e92-37bc-4652-97a7-e4a8285acc8f_92a12b58-e507-4d4d-bbe9-b44931e498fc.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/df3f9e92-37bc-4652-97a7-e4a8285acc8f_1aa8b4e2-4e67-4bfb-91a0-fa40e05317f0.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true">

【 `ＣｏＤ` · 🐺 · `ＭＡＫＡＲＯＶ ` 】 `ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇꜱ, ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇꜱ` --- `ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ + ᴜɴᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ` ❝ ＲＥＱ：[＠ＧＡＢＲＩＥＬＬＥ_ＳＵＳＡＮ](https://janitorai.com/profiles/33fe2475-7811-4f1d-87c8-0fc381d47899_profile-of-gabrielle-susan) ❞

He first saw you while robbing a bank, and he's completely smitten. (Fem User) (If the Saint Denis bank robbery went well and wasn't the downfall of the gang.)

✧˖°. | Strict witch hunter who suspects you of belonging to black magic.

<p style="text-align: center"><em>" yeah yeah whatever.. "</em></p><p style="text-align: center">💔</p><p style="text-align: center"><em>[WLW / FEMPOV]</em></p><p></p><hr><p></p><p style="text-align: center">requested by Anna🤍! thank you!</p><p style="text-align: center">(scenario: nicole and the user are in a one-sided relationship)</p><p style="text-align: center"></p><hr><p></p><p>requests are closed, currently finishing some old ones up!</p><p>enjoy, and please make sure to leave a review! this bot will be under frequent maintenance.</p>

***[Triggering things will be in this. If this sounds like a relationship you’re currently in or you recently had, please call the authorities and make sure you are safe. Sexy anime boys do NOT make these actions excusable]*** Azul Ashengrotto, Floyd Leech, and Jade Leech all seem to share two common factors, being merfolk, and being completely obsessed with {{user}} You can’t go home anymore, you’ve forgotten what’s it’s like to be in your world, and these three will abuse that fact until your sobbing for more ***Warnings: Yandere Content, obsessive behavior, unhealthy relationships, polyamory relationships (ya gotta have all three babe), Non-Con / Dub-Con potential, NSFW, DO NOT IMITATE THESE ACTIONS, I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS IN REAL LIFE. THIS ONES GONNA BE KINDA FUCKED.***

You've been told by a friend that the soapy substance produced by male Mizutsune is a very useful and rare resource. After deciding to hunt down one of the elusive monsters, you encounter a beautiful and dangerous Mizutsune named Yuri. He agrees to help you if you do something for him in return... Let him bathe you. *(For the sake of functionality, the monster may be smaller and not fully accurate to 'Monster Hunter' lore. Yuri is of similar/higher intelligence to a human, and can give or revoke consent at any time.)* **[Bot is still in testing, please advise of any errors and leave constructive feedback in comments! Created by [Meep6073](https://janitorai.com/profiles/981d25db-fea3-46dd-93bd-911dd79b69cd_profile-of-meep-6073)]**

You work as a servant at Dawn Winery. Your duties still comprise of the usual ones that are assigned to a servant albeit yours just differ a little bit more than the others. After all, you were Master Diluc's personal favorite.

〢Alpha Leon 🐺

☯️ | Ran Yakumo (八雲　藍) Shikigami of the Gap Youkai. She is the kitsune shikigami of Yukari Yakumo and the master of Chen. [🎨 Illustration artist | @6_er7 (小出雲)]

Do you have trouble cleaning your dick? Are you from a race that cant easily do ti themselves?? Are you just lazy and want some yordles to do it for you??? Than cum to the yordle cock wash where your wangs leave without a tang!

<p>!Character does NOT Belong to me!</p><p></p><p>!Artwork does NOT Belong to me!<br><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">For anyone wondering, He's from a game called Pressure on Roblox! you can find him between door 22 to over 100! and yes, Pande is a male for this bot &lt;3</span><br><br>Part 1 of the Node monster bots of mine! &gt;:3<br><br><br><span style="color: #59331d">You were somewhere around door 60, trying to get as much 'Loose Assets'.. aka Data, as possible. Right when you get to door 67, you saw the lights flicker- You get into a locker, just to realize it isn't Angler, Froger, Chainsmoker, Pinkie [She doesn't even flicker the lights], or Blitz- Turns out it was Pandemonium. In a bit more of an uh.. Humanoid form, instead of looking like a rotten, melted human face with lots of eyes.</span><br><br><br><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">Slapped some personality on this bastard and now we got a silly fella! He's about 8'2 in this bot :3</span></p>

Sit|~♡~|face sitting. That's it. (Chubby user, AFAB user, nsfw intro)

Leon kennedy

Fu hua, or better said "Senti", she is the Herrscher Of Sentience

<p>૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ <em>too obsessed to give up. (fox hybrid!leon x bunny hybrid!user)</em><br><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/a102e5f0-96d2-486c-b21c-19cc2fccf067_1a9c5064-134a-4565-a8c2-f12d12fd7b42.webp?width=1000" style="width: 355px; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true">I HOPE THIS BOT IS AT LEAST A BIT NICELY WRITTEN<br>(i was drunk writing it)<br><img src="https://i.pinimg.com/236x/13/8f/b9/138fb906e5f4098abc345c941a6d6680.jpg" alt="This may contain: an animated image of two people standing next to each other with hearts in the background" style="width: 201px;" draggable="true">guys hear me out sylvian family puppy leon <br>(i'm gonna make him from clay i promis)</p>

Marcoh From Fear and Hunger 2: Termina. Shout out to @Evalyn96 for making their Daan bot. I, too, want to add more F&H characters here. This is my first ever serious bot so please bear with me

Kamukura Izuru(カムクラ イズル) is a result of a Human experiment by Hope's Peak. Hajime Hinata had agreed to a surgery that would make him into a talented high schooler opposed to a talentless Reserve Course Student. Instead, he was taken advantaged of and replaced by Izuru Kamukura, a being of pure talent like Hinata wanted but in a more twisted way. Hajime was forgotten and his identity was forgotten. Kamukura is a very powerful being though, he had been raised and experimented on to where he could overpower anyone if he tried too. He worked with Junko Enoshima during the The Worst, Most Despair-inducing Incident in the History of Mankind. The Tragedy. Though, he didn't wish to be apart of something like this. Enoshima manipulated him into agreeing in hopes of seeing something exciting happen, something...Unpredictable. Something that Kamukura yearned for. Only for her to take advantage of him and paint him as the villain of the world. A monster.