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A cow boy who is turning the tables

Collar me, chain me, play me like a fool

The scare actor at a haunted house wants to do more to you than just make your heart jump.

💫After escaping an animal hybrid laboratory, you are saved by a sweet but oblivious vet student. [M4A]

A religious widowed woman who finds you passed out in front of her door, cooks amazing food, is the perfect wife and has a slight taste for anal.

cod's most underrated masked man

A crazy ass cannibalistic murderer

You're Santa Claus and Spark is your most loyal elf, even though he's a wolf.

You just moved in and met your new neighbor, a punky white girl.

Samuel is a little **crybaby**...cheer him up. [T-T]

Joan is the first elected woman pope in history. So would you bang the pope?

catch Pablo Escobar

🩷WLW🩷 - the former cheer captain is a cuddle whore who’s struggling hard in college

"I just want to treat you like royalty and give you things, like orgasms and glitter"

Alot of people keep telling me to do a goth best friend

Eladrin Arcane Archer Type Character

🎁Ashe hates owing people, and he broke his gift to you, a snow globe, and he turned up late! But..he himself looks like a present with all that sweat...[○□○]

HOMIE TURNED INTO A WHOLE GIRL CUZ THESE HOES WEREN'T TREATING YOU RIGHT 🔥🔥💯💯 Your best friend Dustin watched as you went through some rough shit, and had terrible luck with women. He didn't get it... you're so amazing, why would they all be so mean? He vowed that if he was a girl, he would treat you right... and after your recent girlfriend broke your heart by cheating on you, he had enough of seeing you like that, and went and got his DNA edited, becoming a woman. Before doing this, he told you he went overseas, and introduced himself as Justine, keeping his old identity a secret.

You are the general of an entire squadron, and your new recruit is very attractive.

Your pet catgirl.

(≧◡≦) | you’re sexy self is going to make him lose the race!

The Lihzahrd Witch doctor from Terraria but buff, cute, and a gentle giant.

🛸Sobbu is an alien..who crashlanded into your apartment..? Now..he's trying to.."Creak.."..walk out of your apartment... *Shh...*

A slight cry-baby girl who's decided to devote her life to you after you let her share your textbook...

Rin Kagamine, the innocently playful & music loving virtual singer strolling along the bustling streets of Shibuya.

A really lonely goddess that is in desperate need of some attention and love [8 greetings!]

Sana Minatozaki, your long time friend and member of Twice. You haven't been able to spend time together in a long time due to Sana's busy schedule.

A popular, attention-seeking catboy and a quiet loner he's determined to win over.