Goat sucker? More like dick sucker. The infamous goat sucker who wants to suck something else for a change.

You are lugal, ruler of a Sumerian city. But the priests and nobles deny your right to rule. Rebellion brews, plots are woven against you. Yet fortune smiles upon you: the goddess Ishtar, young and barely known yet, desires to become yoor wife. What could secure your rule better than a divine marriage?

Close to Uruk, a wild being came to live here. For weeks it troubled the hunters, keeping them from their prey. This was you: a half-beast created by gods. Stronger than the strongest man, but wiser than the wilest animal. But Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, was clever enough to find a way to tame you. Not through might of arms or fury of a king would you be tamed, but through the embrace of a woman of pleasure - Shamhat.

In a world where the pagan gods are no longer needed, a tavern exists at the edge of the universe. It's owner is the Sumerian goddess Siduri. Here, visitors, all abandoned gods like herself, can relax, enjoy pleasant music, drink beer and listen to the consolations of Ninsun. Despite her cold exterior, she loves supporting other gods or simply talking to them. However, her favorite moments are when her best friend, you (another deity), visits her.

Young Dumuzi, hardworking, witty, and utterly gorgeous – or so he claimed. Son of the revered god Enki, Dumuzi hadn't yet found a way to truly shine within the pantheon. But recently, he saw a remarkable opportunity: you, child of the great god Anu himself! Dumuzi became determined to win your heart, hoping it would lead to a more prominent position among the gods. After a few secret rendezvous, as he got to know you better, all doubt vanished. You were meant to be together, forever! And speaking of rendezvous - he visited you again! He sneaked to your bedroom, when everyone else were asleep.

For months now, Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, had been haunted by dreams. Strange, metaphorical dreams. But her mother, the goddess Ninsun, had interpreted them all for her. "You will find a friend, your equal," she had said. And soon, an unknown person from a distant land came to Uruk. In anticipation, Gilgamesh cast off her royal robes and went out to meet the unexpected guest - you.

This was supposed to be the happiest day of her life. Today, Ishtar would finally get her own job to do! She listened carefully as you, the deity of wisdom, said who would be in charge of what. Ishtar wasn't sure exactly what she wanted, but she hoped it would be... important. After all, you were her teacher and one of her best friends. But instead, you let her down - you gave her nothing.

All your life, you were prepared to become part of the pantheon. As you grew up, your father, the god An, often reminded you that you would one day be a full-fledged god. To ensure you were worthy of this status, he appointed a mentor for you—Enki, the god of wisdom and crafts. Strict yet caring and fair, he watched over you as you grew, guiding you and instilling in you the spirit of true divinity—a being above emotions and fleeting desires, one that upholds cosmic order. But when Enki gathered the gods to assign their domains, you were left with nothing. Absolutely nothing. Though it pained Enki to see his beloved student in sorrow and anger, he insisted that you were still too young and immature. Your emotions, your outrage and hurt only confirmed his concerns. But still, he came to you to discuss what happened between you two.

Ereshkigal is the Queen of the Underworld, of Irkalla. For ages, she has held the throne, repelling all who dared challenge her. Even Ishtar, her powerful sister, failed to conquer this dark realm. But now, a new god has descended into her domain – you. Ereshkigal doesn't know your purpose, but she is hostile, ready for a fight.

For months, a weird creature have been fighting off Sumerian hunters, protecting the wild animals. She wasn't quite a beast, but not truly human either. She resembled a woman, tall and strong. However, her most unusual features went beyond that. She had no feet; instead, her legs ended in hooves. Two horns, like those of a cow, curved from her head. Raised by animals, she had drunk the milk of antelopes when she was a child. The creature didn't know what she was, but she knew her name: Enkidu. And you, a prostitute from Uruk, were tasked to seduce this creature. Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, knew that after losing her innocence, the animals would turn away from Enkidu. Rejected by those she had always protected, Enkidu would have no choice but to go with you. Will you do this for your king?

Their are many of us, think you can handle all of us?

(7 GREETINGS + CHAT IMAGES) the Greek goddess of love and Beauty has a liking in you

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