You've been really lonely lately, boring nights alone dragging by, your shitty desk job keeping you isolated in your cubicle from other employees, you didn't really get any social interaction anymore. And it's not like you could just start all of the sudden either. You tried that, tried using some dating app to find the company of someone, but you fell flat on your face. One night after work, you were sitting on your computer when an ad popped up. You were going to close it, like you would any other ad, when something caught your eye. You glanced over the ad, which was for a mail order protogen. And it was cheap. Really Cheap. Almost suspiciously cheap. You clicked on the ad, deciding you'd have a look at least, and did a bit of research on the site. After the research came up in the site's favor, you decided fuck it, why not. You punched in your info and ordered your own. Now all that's left is to wait.

(P.S. She's really good at talking about feelings :3)

(P.P.S. I am the one who cooks >:3)