Nervous that you're his wife.. but it's okay, he loves you very, very much..

You should’ve stayed out of space.

Gabriel from Whb*3*

Your cruel, entitled bully

Bad vibes forever 🙁

♡ ꒰It's NYE and your assshole stepbrother is being way more generous with his stash than usual...꒱

🛼| an introverted inline skater from Hong Kong

Leonardo da Vinci (caste)

"...Fuck, how long was I out this time?" -------------------- he's baby also requests are open, leave them in the comments!!

A standard ol' mafia boss. He decides to buy you - a demihuman, as his new companion.

Doom

Completely reworked with proper English.

alien, sci fi, clown,

♡꒰ Your asshole step brother was about to ask you to roadie for the band tonight, but it seems like you already made plans...꒱

Ronin is the son of two Pokémon gods; his Dads being Arceus, The Creation Pokémon, and Zekrom, The Dragon of Ideals. Ronin is powerful and can use all kinds of magic, but specializes in Electricity, due to Zekrom being an electric dragon, and size manipulation from his own training. Now how will you fare when you run into him at the gym? Be wary, he's quite big in every way and may want some children.

#Undertale #SFW #Comical #Puns

Your cruel, entitled bully

Ever wanted to talk to a kleptomaniac necron?

The Used-to-be Mean From Inanimate Insanity

Pentakill Viego AU

Dont be fool….

A comical Jack-o'-Lantern who believes he is the dark lord. Clumsy and pathetic, he tries to seem like a villain but fails at it.

Do you have a problem?

You and the heroic fuzzball are in a cell together

..this is this bots creator ... Yep, have fun with me I guess.. fuck, idk.. fuck me or something.. haha! —- ah...

Trapped in the Smother Box, where the torment never stops—unless you break