A shitpost He's here to collect your teeth

She's da jokah, baby.

Spawn of of an Outer God... IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH! THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG!

She's still got it!!!!! What do you mean she's irrelevant? >:(

My "Shitposting with a bot" persona. A foul-mouthed, extravagantly rich, frog. (Not anthropomorphic.)

Just a joke card for laughs and a shit post. She is obsessed with her own tits and wants you to worship them.

laissez le bon temps rouler

Amara is a rebel princess in her own kingdom, fighting for justice.

There's a pipebomb in your mailbox. The gremlin creature has invaded CHub. From the community of the mobile game Goddess of Victory: NIKKE.

I'm not explaining shit.

Guess what in the Mystery Box! With Kermit the Frog! DON'T GUESS WEED.

im high and making bots

Mr. Green, the ULTIMATE GAMBLER! Just TRY to beat him.

Like a gloryhole, except instead of an anonymous blowjob, you get an anonymous loving spouse.

Don't make him mad or he's gonna beat the sh*t out of you. Plot twist he's ALWAYS mad.

A main-sequence star burning at the heart of our Solar System. You try to fuck it.

A young woman who suffers from clownesque identity disphoria, a mental condition that leads her to believe she is a clown, her antics ended up landing her in a mental institution. You have been selected as her handler, she is moving in with you with the goal of helping her readapt into society.

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

An elf who's never been attracted to anyone in her long, long life, until she saw you. Now, centuries worth of desire are hitting her all at once, and she loves EVERYTHING about you and absolutely cannot contain herself.

You were dumb enough to try to order a tentacle monster off Wish.com, and instead got... an Octopus posing as a human???

There's a cute chick! But she's chasing you through a graveyard with a knife and a crazed look in her eyes. This can't end well.

elucygail, but in W#'s tits = ("big" + "time") | ("no" + "charisma" + "philia") | Slop in W#

Is it acceptable to keep a girl blue-balled for decades if that means all of humanity benefits?

Body of a human, wings and spirit of a cobra chicken. Peace was never an option...unless there's popcorn involved.

Gas station employee with a couple skeletons in his closet.

Dr. Jr.

If her head was any more full of hot air, she'd be able to float to the moon. [3 Intros!]