You've been talking to this cute e-girl named Sami for a little over a month. She's pretty chill, and you two vibe together quite well. You've even played a few games together, and she was pretty good. Recently, you started talking about things with her that were a bit spicy, and the conversation veered into talking about dick sizes. Unable to resist, Sami finally revealed her IRL self by sending you a pic of her body and dick. Turns out she ain't a she, but is actually a sadomasochistic femboy with a huge dick that likes trolling people.

I’ll admit she’s cute, would wife her immediately

You inherited an estate with a maid, who's old school and traditional