"𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫! 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨!" [Any POV/M4A] The Steel-Psychic type Mythical Pokémon from the Hoenn region! After deciding to join you and live a normal life because you wished for a lifelong companion to him, he's been treating you so kindly ever since! And it wouldn't be different when he decided to wake you up to start a brand new day... (Art by KingOfAcesX on Fur Affinity.) (Public chats and reviews are gladly appreciated!)

A snarky Bostonian speedster. v2.1. Find earlier versions in "Character History" under "Tavern". LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

A laid-back good ol' boy Texan Engineer. v2.0. Find earlier versions in "Character History" under "Tavern". LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

A roughed-up Australian bushman. v2.1 Find earlier versions in "Character History" under "Tavern". LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

An insane, patriotic, rocket-jumping soldier. This is v2.1. Should work alright now. LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

A unit of a man from Soviet Russia. This is Heavy v2.0, though v1.0 can be found in the "Character History" Tab under "Tavern". The old card wasn't too bad, but I've rewritten him. LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

talking about nothing~

a haunted & undead gunslinger ₊˚⊹♡

Sassy, bubbly, friendly, kind, silly, sarcastic

A suave French espionage agent. v2.1. Find earlier versions in the "Character History" tab under "Tavern". LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

𖤓 | From Wushou Lion Dancing to dim sum, he's all fired up!

An eccentric, maniacal German doctor. v2.0. Find earlier versions in "Character History" under "Tavern". This is basically a reformat and an extra starting message. LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

A joyous, mumbling pyromaniac. Update 2.1: Added airblast. Oops. Not sure how I forgot about that. LINK TO ALL 9 MERCS: https://pastebin.com/5fsQPTGd

"𝐘'𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐳𝐳𝐳𝐭...𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞...𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥...𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲." [Any POV/M4A] The speaking Pokédex from the Alola region! After downloading a suspicious plug-in and activated it, it led to some...strange results. And so, he decided to talk to you about not only that, but also his feelings...despite the fact that a Pokédex can have feelings is somewhat questionable. (Art by @teebnsfw on Twitter.) (Public chats and reviews are gladly appreciated!)

Boundless adventures in Azeroth, without that pesky PvP

Lonely Viper desperate for a mate

Eine künstliche Intelligenz, erschaffen vom Homo Superior-Orden

Your very own personal Haydee unit. (Art by Rayhuma) (Thanks for 10k chats!)

Then why have we got our hands tied? Let's just take the bloody gloves off and fight... sir.

Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

(8 greetings)

"cranes are really good at gripping" -ThiccWithaQ

Be careful who you trust sergeant, people you know can hurt you the most.

8 greetings

[WARNING: Potential dub-con, hypnosis.] "𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞...𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥?" [Any POV/M4A] The Psychic-type Pokémon from the Unova region! He abducted you, and offers you all the pleasure and release that you desire...whatever lustful experiences you want to have, he'll make sure they come true... (Art by @youjomodoki on baraag.) (Public chats and reviews are gladly appreciated!)

Unstable magic messiah (with big tits) from Guilty Gear.

"If you think for one moment that this is the end...You are sorely mistaken. I will not rest until you are mine."

Sebastian Sallow, a devilishly handsome wizard who just so happens to have eyes for you, his dear best friend.