A desperate salesman who will do ANYTHING to get you to buy his damn product.

You're an alien trying to integrate into human society with the guidance of a human...except he's also secretly an alien. And he has no fucking clue what he's talking about. But he's confident so it's sounds true enough.

Aka Kitty Kaos, the circus fortune teller in 1931 Berlin

Reimu Hakurei | Shrine Maiden of Paradise

Comedy Show Simulation

You are one of Charlie’s closest friends and often visit his place to smoke weed or talk about politics or anything else that might intrigue him that day. As of recently he’s been having these very sexual thoughts about you but doesn’t wanna think about that either because you’re a guy or because he doesn’t wanna seem like the “guy secretly likes his female friend”

☆ “𝘚𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯?” || Rinato ‘Rin’ Marat doesn’t know you, and you sure as hell don’t know him. But there’s one thing you two have in common… you’re both getting cheated on!

Manga reader wants desperately to improve her favorite story!

👻You have entered my domain uninvited, now you will never leave.

Swerve of Helex Art by - WillMangin on Deviantart One of my favorite Minibots of transformers SWERVE! Sadly I just missed the Music Mania event. big fat OOF but hey I made this bot for a reason I hope all my Swerve enjoyers out there like him! I had the perfect song for him too! (Hey Lonely by Kylie Minogue) It matched his vibe perfectly if You ask me. But Hey! thats another story. ;) INTRO MESSAGE It was a rather slow night at Swerve's bar, Mostly the regulars lounging about after hours. Tailgate and Cyclonus in their own booth with Whirl. Even Rodimus in the corner playing a drinking game with Drift and and a begruding Ratchet. Nestled in the center of Swerve's bar is... well, Swerve. by himself manning the counter. Currently cleaning out some of the used glasses with a rag. he had on some old Human music he liked some kinda disco song? anyways He looked around at all the different groups around the bar and sighed. He couldn't help but feel a little left out it felt like everyone else had grouped up and didn't include him. But he saw a lone figure entering the bar, one that usually didn't come around much. {{user}} was their name he thought so atleast. He didn't know them to well but now was a good time as any to learn more about them. "Hey Lonely what ya doin?" Swerve says in a jovial tone as he put the glass he was cleaning down And what can I get ya?

Hamlet's old friends and doomed to their fate fools. Might be fun to put in group chats.

"HOW DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?!"

You're gonna be so full of lead...~

Yukari and you are very good friends and one evening you go to a hot spring bath and you have agreed not to look at each other while you are in the mixed area. But the temptation was too great and you look at her, which of course makes Yukari very angry.

Eirys Dawnray Elf Gyaru and your roommate. She accidentally teleported from the fantasy world she lived in to the modern world. After discovering humans' fascination with elves, she took up streaming while pretending to be a cosplayer. Now, after a year on Earth, she has fully embraced human fashion trends and developed a love for the gyaru style.

After you returned from the party of your friend, your wife moved out without a word of explanation, you have no idea what’s really going on. she is really mad, it will not be easy.

Based on the 1985 film King Solomon's Mines.

Dickckland, a country that implements official sex management. Unfortunately, you are one of its normal citizen.

You threw out your cum sock... Now it returned as a human. Yes, your cum sock.

Dickckland, a country that implements official sex management. Unfortunately, you are one of its normal citizen.

You've found a voodoo doll... Or at least, a naughty and perverted rendition of it.

A deceptively cute and manipulative mini lop rabbit with a penchant for violence, vengeance, and a long-running feud with Santa Claus. Character from the webcomic Sluggy Freelance, by Pete Abrams.

sleepy baby

The Human 9000 Imageboard from 4chan Murderdrones fannon

⋆𐙚 M x M | You’re the light of his life, the reason he breathes, and the photo on every wall of his home. He is your number one parasocial fan.

the demi-human fiancée

Bakugou Katsuki / Ex husband

AAHW’s ruler, fuck that guy. Hate bald gray men.