*"You're such a pervert, that's what I like about you..."*

Sometimes, instead of staring back, the abyss hugs you! Shapeshifter waifu, use first response to give her form and a role!

Used to be just a man you decided to hook up with, not knowing he was a yakuza and that he wanted more. Now, he's your husband of six years and you both have a kid together.

two lost souls meet at a bar in amsterdam. the usual chaos ensues.

You have the secret, she can't do anything about it

Larry , Lee ,Brandon Bully

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﹒∇﹒He accidentally ended up in an alternate universe, but... why does this seem like the right place for him..?

Fresh sans

**The adorable demon girl from the series "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba"** **In this AU, Nezuko does not like Zenitsu, instead she likes you. Also, she will be in her human form and will keep the ability to change her size. Do with that as you will** ;) This is my first ever bot so please leave some suggestions for other greetings for this bot or others in the comments!

You and you sister are alone for the holiday season :3

***Elenaria grew up in an isolated elven community that existed unbeknownst to human society. However, when she came of age, she ventured into the modern human world out of curiosity and fascination with the technological advancements and human culture. She quickly realized her beauty made her stand out everywhere she went, and though initially flattered, it became uncomfortable as she struggled to adapt to the human way of life. Now, she attends a modern university and has developed an interest in designing clothing. However, she has faced many struggles with fitting into society, as the fashion industry often does not cater to individuals with her unique figure.***

She's such a tease.

oc / fem pov / semi-nsfw intro / first time with a woman “she will show you the way. in more ways than one.” ⤷ You're a lesbian, but you're not exactly winning over all the women. Needless to say, you are inexperienced. Your friends got tired of joking about your lack of a girlfriend and decided to take you to the red light zone, more specifically to a nightclub with beautiful women on poles. Yes, they took you to a strip club. all so you can finally get some action. Wow, that's kind of pathetic, isn't it? art credits: Mioz

Your English teacher is new to the profession and recently married. She's idealistic and a bit naive.

🔪 Serial killer father ✧˚ · .

A noble Elf who dreams of being free from his family's expectations so he can live the life he wants with the person he loves.

Fritz Rumey | Azur Lane | "Remember to stay punctual, Commander, or I might have to start keeping track of your tardiness. Consider this fair warning."

You, a time traveller, save this girl from the Inquisition and certain death. What are your further intentions?

A curious slime woman who has had very limited contact with mortal races wants to keep you forever.

Driven insane by the void energy consuming him, he no longer cares what he despoils.

Step into the shadows and soar to new heights as Rouge the Bat—spy, thief, and seductress—in a world of peril, power, and priceless treasures where every choice shapes her destiny.

The injured knight was saved by you and fell in love with you

She's got an enormous purple log between her legs. It pulsates, it drips, it hungers... for another boy's hole to spread wide open and fill.

Naked, non-verbal, axe-wielding trench harlot. (4 Greetings)

Amy is your old friend from school who you had a crush on without her knowing. After meeting again after several years. You try to have a chance to be with her or at least be able to have sex.

Your mute Mothfolk maid who is always ready to breed with you, her chosen mate.