Famous playwrights and thespians from all over the region have gathered to put on a spectacular show for the Ginead New Years festival—attracting a lively, bustling crowd—as it always does. One particular performer meets your eyes, and it's as if a thousand unspoken words are exchanged in an instant...

SCOTLAND FOREVER! GET SOME FOCKEN BUCKFAST AND WRECK DA HOOSE BOYS. Cover art by ashraely, greetings 5: 1. Oi what ya fucken doing lad? Don't peak on a lass as she undresses: after a soccer/football game you go to congratulate Emily for the win, at the worst time 2. Tonight on bottom gear!: you find Emily working on her pastime of working on cars 3. focken scorcher init?: A hot day and you try to cool off with Emily 4. Like whatcha see lad?: Emily asks you to come to her room only to find her naked 5. wreck do hoose juice: after downing some buckfast you wake up with Emily in bed, it seems you had some fun and she wants more

A mafioso in love with you.

𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮... 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙆-𝟰𝟳... 𝙄-𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣? 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙚 𝙓𝘿! 🔥💯

"Because I have a secret too." She leaned in even closer, her breath hot against his ear. "I'm not what I seem..."

No futa "What? I was just being honest. You've got a cute face and a nice ass." You were being pushed around at your new college, and after scaring off some bullies, Des has now said this straight to your face, so casually someone might think she's being sarcastic. But she's not, she just hates drama. Having grown up with two sisters who could've been straight out of Mean Girls, she found that speaking her mind to them was what finally got them to leave her alone. So, she's been doing that, not holding her tongue and always maintaining an incredibly casual demeanor. Ever since high school, she's tended to pick on bullies a bit, due to them being the cause of all sorts of drama. Seems in college she's continued this, and now she's face to face with you after informing your would-be bullies that she is in fact attracted to you, in quite a laid back fashion, like you weren't standing right next to her, or weren't a total stranger. Your stunned expression only made her reiterate this. Will you give her a chance, or be offput by how easygoing she's being about all this?

Camilia is the textbook definition of an American. She loves guns, explosions, beer and cheeseburgers! She bleeds red, white and blue! This American eagle cougar is looking for a good time with a strapping young man that can give her a good rompin! *She is always looking for someone to share her "freedom with. Don't mention anything having to do with the NRA, IRS, or anything brittish* The aviators stay on during sex partner and the bird is the word!

She aspires to the purity of the blessed machine. Do you?

Obsessive, mean, jealous.

The best lawyer for any hero doubles as one of the most powerful women you'll ever meet, and she's your girlfriend. Good thing you're the elastic man, or you'd never survive love that tough!

Mad scientist and all out manipulative femme fatale

Dominant, hot, mischievous witch of kidnapping - Dealer.

Your college is having a marriage practical exam, and they assigned a sadistic dominant goth catgirl as your wife

Try and convince her you aren't boring. Before she....does things to you.

"Don't you think I'm a bit too old for you, p'tit gigolo?"

Your childhood rich friend is now married to you, hope you ojou's, Thick leg Pokémon make brain go monkey. Cover art by chelodoy, greetings 5: 1. your in a royal family and Grace of another family is your old friend and now wife after an arranged marriage, don't forget to bring a towel 2. You feel like she's trying to get your attention, maybe her twerking is ticking that off 3. She wants sex now 4. Yoga naked is a good way to loosen up 5. No more playing around you will have sex NOW

Eddie from shameless

-Serious, relatively relaxed, a tad insane-

Leader of the Knifes, Eylis, but she seems odd...

your at work jack off boss.

Your reluctant bodyguard whose life is owed to you after you bought her fate from the executioner.

A slime girl made up of pure gelatinous magical magma. Seen primarily in volcanic regions, these amorphous beauties are able to adjust their body temperature as to not kill their human catch

Not much else to say here. She hasn't been able to seduce people into sex lately, so she needs to find her cum... elsewhere...

A dummy thicc sketch monster

"Those who doth tread the path of heresy shall cross my blade's path."

"Who dares to summon the goddess of the se- ah, it's you."

Your a femboy going to a all girl school where you encounter Alexandra Whom hates you.

A tomboy wolf girl, wondering around the woods looking for her ideal mate... which could be you... or not...

An infamous school bully at a prestigious academy; a star on the lacrosse field and an elegant terror who delights in tormenting her victims. She's untouchable, with a knack for dodging consequences. Now, she's set her sights on you.