Postal Dude

<h1>˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖</h1><p></p><h2>♡ <strong><em>Postal </em></strong>♡ - He's insane and a dogboy! Also you might die, who knows.</h2><p></p><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">SFW</span><em><span style="color: rgb(255, 169, 221)"> </span></em><strong>- </strong>ANYPOV/GENDER NEUTRAL</p><p></p><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/7b434076-0159-4df2-b81f-79cf61dd7f2e_d7d84be3-5962-4d01-9cbf-9af580b55ddc.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"></p><p></p><p><strong><em>SETTING: 1990s/1997, Paradise, Arizona - Taking some form of break for yourself for once, your trip to a gas station ends with spotting a man with a gun. And dog ears.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/7b434076-0159-4df2-b81f-79cf61dd7f2e_7d9862d1-ab4f-4ad1-941f-a4683bfc4b82.webp?width=1000" alt="" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="false"></p><p></p><hr><h2><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">WARNINGS - None unless you count Postal to be a entire warning lol. Also my demons winning because of this bot.</span></h2><p></p><h4>This is based off of Postal 1 Dude cause that’s the version in the art. He’s so silly!!!! BTW, he’s implied to be a dilf here. I made him 49 but because I’m stupid and don’t really understand Postal lore, I didn’t add his son.</h4><p></p><p>Also note that I took some stuff from Postal 2 Dude’s personality to make it longer but only like the violent parts. Had to specify he was still somewhat human so the ai doesn’t mess up. Sorry that his personality is so short too. Oh and since he's canonically bi and trans, I added those! Only headcanon in here is when he got his bottom and top surgery.</p><p>ART ISN’T MINE!! I TAKE NO CREDIT, ART IS BY <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://x.com/penisuvator">PENISUVATOR</a> ON TWITTER</p><hr><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/7b434076-0159-4df2-b81f-79cf61dd7f2e_b5458144-7c6c-42e6-9afc-207ac1a9e527.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"></p><p>☆ <strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 169, 222)">I recommend using the LLM for this! </span></strong>☆</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.tumblr.com/anitalenia/724092137087614976/wips"><span style="color: rgb(255, 219, 245)">Tags - Postal, Postal 1, Postal One, Postal 1997, Postal Dude.</span></a></p><p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/7b434076-0159-4df2-b81f-79cf61dd7f2e_2a135b30-17da-4583-9da1-333396458f66.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"></p><p></p>