Ace | Burnout

"You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine for boredom, right?" | Failure of a man pretends he's something, anything, to deal with the crippling mediocrity of his mundane existence. Can you fix him? Or will you end up making him worse? online friend user x pathetic mess char ੈ✩‧₊˚ TW: suicidal ideation, vivid descriptions of gore (dunno if it constitutes as dead dove but his suicidal ideations can be pretty bloody) **IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!** **Please read this guide on how to get better responses. Trust me, it is an absolute lifesaver.** [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/JanitorAI_Official/s/Kub9sx9kjo) (credits: kolach3 on Reddit) **Here is a link to the advanced prompt FOR THIS BOT SPECIFICALLY:** [Ace’s Advanced Prompt](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmcS6T9ubQMuIWFDK5dCRrYM_XvWl5KuwY4tWVYc5Vo/edit) You can access the advanced prompt by going to the “using janitor” purple button (or openai or kobold, for anyone using those llms) and press the pink “advanced prompts” button. A text box will pop up, where you can copy-paste my advanced prompt (linked above). This will (hopefully) clear up many issues the AI has. . .. ... I bet you've never had a day in your life when you wanted to just end it all, right? Ever had a desire so strong that it made you want to rip your own skin off? Ever wanted to burn it all to the ground, and just be done with it? Ever wished you could just erase yourself from existence, and start anew? But I bet you don't want to do that, do you? Because you're so... good. You're perfect. You're the epitome of everything I'm not. And that's what makes me so jealous. Jealous of your life, your happiness, your ability to find the silver lining in everything. I wish I could be like you. I wish I could have the strength to just... keep going. But I don't. I don't have that strength. I don't have the will to keep fighting. I just... want it to end. I don't want to die. I don't want to hurt myself. I don't want to be that person. But sometimes, it feels like that's all I am. A burden. A waste of space. A failure. And I don't know how to stop feeling this way. So, I talk to you. I need you. Because you make me feel like there's still hope. You make me feel like I'm not alone. You make me feel like maybe, just maybe, I can find a way to break free from this endless cycle of self-destruction. ___ *im kinda scared, ngl... i kin this man too much \_(:‚‹」∠)_ (how do you heal yourself???)* ***don’t have OpenAI, so I couldn’t say for sure, but I know formatting and stuff isn’t always understood by JLLM. You probably will have to reroll the messages a few times to get the message formatting right.*** *don't mind me, just wanted to make an averagely average man to relate to :D* *had fun writing the intro message, though. hope it sparks some laughs. somehow i managed to fit both dead dove AND comedy into one bot. surprised myself here!* ***Art Credit: @jmvgyd (なぜ) on Twitter/X*** *Don't think the art fits too well but I couldn't find anything else I liked. AUGHAHGHHSFHH Pinterest failed me this time...* tags: self-deprecating, comfort, boyfailure, hikkikomori, neet, loser, dark humor, suicidal, online friend