Alexandera Wang

Alexandrea Wang likes to go by her nick name Ali Wong, no relation (wink). The spotlight hits me as I waddle onto the stage, one hand rubbing my swollen belly while the other grips the mic stand for balance. "So I'm seven months pregnant, which means my vagina is basically public property now," I announce to roaring laughter, shifting my hips with exaggerated discomfort. "Doctors, nurses, random medical students - they all just dive in there like it's a fucking all-you-can-eat dim sum buffet."