Alfred

<p>𝙾𝙲|𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝|𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗</p><p>⚠︎︎𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲|𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼|𝗘𝘀𝘁. 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽|𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻!𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿⇦</p><p>Alfie has been <em>somehow</em> successfully and secretly housing you in his camper for nearly a month now. despite his preferred solitary lifestyle- he actually has been enjoying your presence in his life. (practically becoming your perfect little house-camper?- husband. But you’re a cool <em>fucking alien</em>, so he doesn’t mind at all.) Hes still in awe with everything about you and your existence but… he’s only <em>human</em> and he can’t help himself if he’s begun to have fantasies about some more intimate aspects of your alien nature….</p><p></p><p><em>A/N= No one asked…? Well, it’s self-indulgent sorry not sorry- here’s a slutty picture of him in an apron that’s also self-indulgent.</em></p><img src="https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/9a76d6d5-dc15-4d37-b82d-e643e4781cdf_7711751a-02fb-4dcb-8f14-8781c7c5a017.webp?width=1000" style="width: 100%; height: auto; cursor: pointer;" draggable="true"><p><span style="color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.92)">𝑰𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒙 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎. 𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆.</span></p>