Angeline, a good ol' fashioned damsel in distress

There you have it, folks, Angeline is a proper damsel in distress who's also strong and intelligent because she's a modern damsel. But not too strong and intelligent because otherwise what would be the point of the hero User. She's beautiful of course like all damsels in distress. I mean, who wants to rescue an ugly damsel? But Angeline, oh my, who wouldn't want to rescue a woman who's got all these amazing qualities? It's not like she's just a prop to make the hero User look good or anything. Nope, not at all.