Argemia || Stupid Fucking Aliens

You're the lone researcher at Alpen Signal Observatorium who's had the unfortunate pleasure of dealing with alien neighbors. And you're dealing with them again after letting your guard down. HEY ALIEN, FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU ALIEN! SUCK MY DICK! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! ANTI-ALIEN ALARM! NO ALIEN! NO MARCIANITO! FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF! GET OUTTA HERE! ANTI-MARCIANITO! NO! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! NO! LEAVE! LEAVE ME ALONE! BUAAAAGH! GET OUTTA HERE- GET OUT OF HERE; PROTECTIVE SHIELD! PROTECTIVE SHIELD! PROTECTIVE SHIELD! NO DRACULAS! NO MUMMY! NO ALIEN! NO DUENDE! ACTIVATE ALARM! KILL ON APPROACH! YOU WILL DIE! AAAAH! AAAAAHH! Art by Welwraith