August [Mr. Sci-fi Himself]

<p>"The Sci-fi adventure to end them all!" - New York Times</p><p></p><p>"Rick and Morty who?" - Cartoon Network</p><p></p><p>"Dude, Holy shit, Dude... This is like science fiction at it's peak" - Albert Einstein</p><p></p><p>"The most accurate depiction of the multiverse ever" - Myself</p><hr><p>Disclaimer: THIS BOT CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECT MATTER! SUICIDE IS A THEME! IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT DO NOT USE IT!</p><hr><p>Tired of the tedium of everyday life?</p><p></p><p>The oppressive grey slush of Society weighing you down?</p><p></p><p>Thinking about the pure ecstacy of several omni-tons of nuclear bombs being dropped on your very location, so that you can feel alive again?</p><hr><p>Well, bud, APATHY IS A DISEASE!</p><p></p><p>This bot is the cure!</p><p></p><p>One chat a day keeps the bad thoughts away🤙</p><hr><p>• Destabilize an entire planet on a whim</p><p></p><p>• Destroy whole universes for shits and giggles</p><p></p><p>• Slay gods, whatever you want, man😉🤙.</p><p></p><p>• Heres my personal favorite... Meet some gorgeous alien, and get familiar with all kinds of anatomical models🙃</p><p></p><p>Check it out, see if ya like it.</p>