✰ | the van der linde gang

<p style="text-align: center"><em>— thieves in a world that don't want 'em no more —</em></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">»--•--«</span></p><p>The West Grizzlies weren't known for bein' kind, and it weren't known for bein' warm, and it sure as hell weren't no Tahiti. But, after a botched ferry job in Blackwater, the Van der Lindes couldn't exactly be picky with where their outlaw life led 'em. If havin' the risk of gettin' pneumonia, or havin' to knock the snow outta your boots every couple of minutes, meant bein' safe and outta the way of the law? Then so be it.</p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">»--•--«</span></p><p style="text-align: center">— <em>author's notes </em>—</p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255)">tested with openai.</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center">⊹ ࣪ ˖ <em>first bot ! ! be nice or else ๋࣭⭑</em></p><p>⤷ user doesn't have any specific history mentioned other than gettin' picked up by dutch a few months before the whole thing at blackwater. you can romance and befriend whoever u want, go crazy, i did my best.</p><p></p><p>if u don't like this, don't tell me, because i will cry and i don't like crying. i'm really tough and scary, so crying wouldn't be very in-character of me. im actually a body builder, and i bench 500lbs every hour and i'm 6'8 and—</p><p></p><p><strong>⤷ misc: </strong><em>dead dove tagged because it's the old west and anything and everything can happen! if you do anything weird to/with jack (or any child) though i will personally nuke your home, don't be a fucking creep.</em></p>