*.·:·.☽✧ Jacques || KNIGHT

<p><span>"So, why do witches burn?"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"Cuz they're made of... wood?"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"Gooood."</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“How do we tell if they’re made of wood?” “Build a bridge out of them!”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“But can you not also make bridges out of stone?”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“Oh, yeah…”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“Does wood sink in water?”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“No. No, it floats!” “Throw them into the pond!”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“What also floats in water?”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“Bread.” “Apples.” “Very small rocks.”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“…”</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>“Cider.” “Gravy.” "Cherries." “Churches.” “Lead.” "Mud."</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"A duck!"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"Exactly! So, logically…"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"If they weigh the same as a duck…they're made of wood!"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"And therefore…"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>"A witch!"</span></p><p style="text-align: start"><em><span>—An exchange between the fourteenth king of Iliasant and his most trusted advisors, circa year 164 of the Age of Enlightenment.</span></em></p><p style="text-align: start"></p><p style="text-align: start"><em><span>.·:·.☽✧ ✧☾.·:·.</span></em></p><p style="text-align: start"></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>You're a witch, pointy hat and all! You know what else comes with being a witch? Getting burnt at the stake. Good thing nobody can find you in your little cottage up in the mountains—never mind. A knight is here, and he is </span><strong><span>ready</span></strong><span> to slice you into pieces. Seems it'll take a bit more than a little spell to get him to put down the sword!</span></p><p style="text-align: start"></p><p style="text-align: start"><em><span>.·:·.☽✧ ✧☾.·:·.</span></em></p><p style="text-align: start"></p><p style="text-align: start"><span>Let's go,first bot! 🎉 I never wanna do this again. (Credits to whoever was the original artist of this pin - </span><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://pin.it/7Bm6OcvTc"><span>https://pin.it/7Bm6OcvTc </span></a><span>and @Aven_rose for the prompt!)</span></p>